anyone awake ere?? (23)
baldydudefermoy, Cork Ireland164 Threads 4,643 Postswake up peeps, anyone got any jokes?
I'm awake
A deck of cards walks into a bar and says to the barman "You've the same suit as me".
The barman turns to the deck and says "Snap".
A deck of cards walks into a bar and says to the barman "You've the same suit as me".
The barman turns to the deck and says "Snap".
baldydude: wake up peeps, anyone got any jokes?
I am awake but not good at telling jokes... i could always google some if that can help
audyhon: I am awake but not good at telling jokes... i could always google some if that can help
You weren't Samantha Mumba once upon a time, were you?
morningWhats black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
whats better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics?
Not being handicapped.
Stephen Hawking in a house fire.
whats better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics?
Not being handicapped.
not funny 
went to a hardwear store today with a m8, he got a tin of paint nd went up to da counter to pay for it, the assistant (a young bloke) asked will i put it in a bag for you? ... me m8 replyed with a very serious face n voice; no thanks i'd rather you left it in da tin!!! ... the expresion on the poor blokes face was priceless nd i nearly pissed me pants from laughing 
The Chilean miners were offered season tickets for Everton, they said they'd rather go back down the mine.
woods: The Chilean miners were offered season tickets for Everton, they said they'd rather go back down the mine.
Typical Sky News anti GAA bias- Sky give wall to wall coverage of the Chile Miners and not a mention of the Kilkenny Minors who bet all before them........it's not good enough!!!
baldydude: went to a hardwear store today with a m8, he got a tin of paint nd went up to da counter to pay for it, the assistant (a young bloke) asked will i put it in a bag for you? ... me m8 replyed with a very serious face n voice; no thanks i'd rather you left it in da tin!!! ... the expresion on the poor blokes face was priceless nd i nearly pissed me pants from laughing
lubby: No coal to be found in a copper mine
All the dumber of them to be looking down there
Roysh last Friday on Sky News they had cheering miners and cheering scousers as headline news stories. I thought Margaret Thatcher had died.
multicultchie: Roysh last Friday on Sky News they had cheering miners and cheering scousers as headline news stories. I thought Margaret Thatcher had died.
How many bees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two.
Next you'll wonder how they got in there.
Two.
Next you'll wonder how they got in there.
How many `Real Men' does it take to change a light bulb?
None -`Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
None -`Real Men' aren't afraid of the dark.
multicultchie: Roysh last Friday on Sky News they had cheering miners and cheering scousers as headline news stories. I thought Margaret Thatcher had died.
two blondes on the way to disney land come to a T juntion in the road, the sign says "disneyland left" ..... the two blondes turn around nd go back home again 
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