Write ways to annoy people: Announce when you're going to the bathroom. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!") Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons. Have Fun!
When someones looking for something, and you know where it it. Go pick it up and sit down and just hold it in your hand in the air for a while. Even when they look at you, they wont notice.
Everytime someone says something, repeat it in question form. For example.
Person 1: "I'm going to the cinema tonight." Person 2: "You're going to the cinema tonight?" Person 1: "Yeah, do you want to come?" Person 2: "Do I want to come?" Person 1: "Yeah." Person 2: "Yeah?"
I can't believe she didn't think it was funny. LOL Her new husband thought it was way funny, and glad that it wasn't him that went in the bathroom first
At Wal Mart, go to the checkout line and page yourself. Slip away, then come back 5 minutes later, saying you were paged. Repeat until you're told to leave.
Take your 3 year old kid to a nice restaurant, Make sure you sit next to a childless couple enjoying a nice meal, then make sure said kid belts out high pitched squeals at two min intervals for the duration of the entire meal.
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Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.
Have Fun!