And so the story begins..... (196)
CuspofMagic: Nurse Terse with the magic purse we need some of your fairy juice to rub on our bums otherwise we will...
never be able to ride the big black stallion again and with that he minced off holding his........
bonsai: never be able to ride the big black stallion again and with that he minced off holding his........
Dagwood dog that he saved up from last years show for the next time he had the desire for one... he proceeded to devour it...Suddenly! everything went quiet... there was ne'or bird song to be heard or a dogs bark- a cats meow- a rooster crowing- a sheep baaaing- a cow mooing- a pig grunting or even the steady rush of cars whooshing by- or of motorbikes or motor scooters or bicycles- deadly treadleys- prams pushed trains clicketing on their tracks- buses stopping and starting with passengers alighting and disembarking or aircraft roaring overhead or people walking talking whispering shouting rushing strolling sauntering sneaking peeking leaking streaking ... even a thought was not to be heard.... It started barely audible at first- a little like a gust of wind through the acacia trees in full springtime bloom loaded with pissed cycatas - their clicks a deep drone....
CuspofMagic: Dagwood dog that he saved up from last years show for the next time he had the desire for one... he proceeded to devour it...Suddenly! everything went quiet... there was ne'or bird song to be heard or a dogs bark- a cats meow- a rooster crowing- a sheep baaaing- a cow mooing- a pig grunting or even the steady rush of cars whooshing by- or of motorbikes or motor scooters or bicycles- deadly treadleys- prams pushed trains clicketing on their tracks- buses stopping and starting with passengers alighting and disembarking or aircraft roaring overhead or people walking talking whispering shouting rushing strolling sauntering sneaking peeking leaking streaking ... even a thought was not to be heard.... It started barely audible at first- a little like a gust of wind through the acacia trees in full springtime bloom loaded with pissed cycatas - their clicks a deep drone....
......Fffffffffblaaaaa!!!!ppppttttTTTTooooshhhhh!!!!!
...the huge group finally dispersed -after having witnessed first hand the events of the past twenty four hours their normal mundane lives would never be the same
awesome71: Hey Tarzan just because your ex cheated with Dr Dolittle,doesnt mean I'm going to,I just wanted to see what was in his pocket.
Oh yes a bloody likely storey, do you think I just came down in the last shower (don;t answer that!). You know damn well what is in his pocket - and it is not a pistol!!
So shut up Tarzan, make yourself useful and pass me a banana - pleeeeeeease??
Newlife08: Oh yes a bloody likely storey, do you think I just came down in the last shower (don;t answer that!). You know damn well what is in his pocket - and it is not a pistol!!
So shut up Tarzan, make yourself useful and pass me a banana - pleeeeeeease??
Tarzan lowers his head and turns to the fruit bowl and launches a banana at Jane.Jane and the doctor stare into each others eyes and head into the jungle,moments latter Tarzan could hear loud screams,comming from the doctor.So shut up Tarzan, make yourself useful and pass me a banana - pleeeeeeease??
awesome71: Tarzan lowers his head and turns to the fruit bowl and launches a banana at Jane.Jane and the doctor stare into each others eyes and head into the jungle,moments latter Tarzan could hear loud screams,comming from the doctor.
The screams were ear piercing and blood curdling.. 'what the hell is going on behind that tree' thought Tarzan running towards the tree in a mad panic. he could not beleive his eyes when he saw ...
blondeozichick: The screams were ear piercing and blood curdling.. 'what the hell is going on behind that tree' thought Tarzan running towards the tree in a mad panic. he could not beleive his eyes when he saw ...
a pack of monkey's lined up behind the poor doctor.Jane seem unwaivered,at the endless line of primates going through the doctor.I think it had something to do with the medicine she had received off the doctor.Tarzan ran towards the monkeys shouting?awesome71: a pack of monkey's lined up behind the poor doctor.Jane seem unwaivered,at the endless line of primates going through the doctor.I think it had something to do with the medicine she had received off the doctor.Tarzan ran towards the monkeys shouting?
God save the Queen 5 Chinese crackers up yourhellosailor: God save the Queen 5 Chinese crackers up your
Nose as Tarzan gleefully joined the que.Jane came too with a huge grunt grab Tarzan buy the arm and fled to the safety of the?awesome71: Nose as Tarzan gleefully joined the que.Jane came too with a huge grunt grab Tarzan buy the arm and fled to the safety of the?
jungle, but there was someone lurking there in the trees and the size of hisawesome71: Whistling dixie,while Batman was having evil thoughts at what he would do to jane.If only he could get rid of that rechered Tarzan he would be able to have...
have his way with Jane who never really had a surname and he thought if he could marry jane she would become jane Batman, the thought of it made himhellosailor: have his way with Jane who never really had a surname and he thought if he could marry jane she would become jane Batman, the thought of it made him
Hard and sweaty.This set batmans mind into a desperate spin how can I caputure my darling Jane?Ahhh said batman I will...awesome71: Hard and sweaty.This set batmans mind into a desperate spin how can I caputure my darling Jane?Ahhh said batman I will...
Get cat woman to lure Tarzan away from Jane with her cat smile, then away with jane in myhellosailor: Get cat woman to lure Tarzan away from Jane with her cat smile, then away with jane in my
bat boat and then of to the bat cave where I will keep jane until she see's me for the hero I am.Over the years batman convinces Jane to Marry him they plan a big wedding at...awesome71: bat boat and then of to the bat cave where I will keep jane until she see's me for the hero I am.Over the years batman convinces Jane to Marry him they plan a big wedding at...
Monsalvat (gr8 place) just out of melbourne. All the guests fly in and are wined and dined with........bonsai: Monsalvat (gr8 place) just out of melbourne. All the guests fly in and are wined and dined with........
dwarfs feet and gremlin eyeballs. A fine delicacy, that only thebonsai: Meatloal, yes the "Bat out of Hell" himself is the entertainment at the wedding but all hell breaks loose and.........
MeatloaFFFFF sorry 
bonsai: MeatloaFFFFF sorry
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