And so the story begins..... (196)
blondeozichick: back pocket she took from the 1st victim
an empty wallet, with one Rubber, and a photo of a nunhellosailor: and the plot thickens , i would say the barmaid has a lot to answer for, the on that has teeth in her
bum, only marks but Ralph is suspicious so he tosses the spuds and.........venere08: all hell breaks loose when a bunch of wild pigs attack suburbia.
and the salvation army are called in, why
hellosailor: and the salvation army are called in, why
who knows
When it's obviously a job for
blondeozichick: who have connections with an underground group called
the wild sows of sicily who specialise in......
bonsai: the wild sows of sicily who specialise in......
hair removal
kismat: hair removal
and liposuction so they set to work doingblondeozichick: lord blackadder from the wings says quite loudly... your brain would make a grain of sand look large and ungainly, and the part of you that can't be mentioned, I am reliably informed by women around the Court, wouldnt be worth mentioning even it it could be
seen that a brass monkey would have better than what you have ,so run along before i kick your,hellosailor: seen that a brass monkey would have better than what you have ,so run along before i kick your,
asssk no questions, as I cannot stand the sight of your
Jimi123499: asssk no questions, as I cannot stand the sight of your
unmentionables ... On hearing this the prince who unfortunately had too large a donga (For most ladies of court) called his men of arms and had Adders head on a plate with a quick wisk of their blades...
hellosailor: warehouse in Canberra, next door to where Julia lives, so what now
Mmmmh, must move that warehouse to Adelaide Ive got just the spot he muses.. He gathers up all his goods chattels and eunuchs and moves in just behind the Paradise Hotel where,,,
CuspofMagic: g string sew a thon ,, the sausage sizzle is of a very different sort and encompasses....
wincing and mincing eunuchs dressed as........bonsai: wincing and mincing eunuchs dressed as........
flower girls for the wedding of the year that has been arranged
blondeozichick: flower girls for the wedding of the year that has been arranged
all will be there, including the Queen ofhellosailor: all will be there, including the Queen of
Sheba, wearing nothing but a g-string
venere08: Sheba, wearing nothing but a g-string
which she had put on backwards, she had a huge
bluejay2011: which she had put on backwards, she had a huge
lovebite on her right butt cheek she recieved from the large
blondeozichick: lovebite on her right butt cheek she recieved from the large
Prince while he was
bluejay2011: Prince while he was
adoring her g-string
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back pocket she took from the 1st victim