And so the story begins..... (196)
hellosailorAdelaide, South Australia Australia20 Threads 631 Postssxc666: . Jennifer was yelling at the top of her lungs 'you stupid.....
people have you all gone mad, shall i call the policehellosailor: people have you all gone mad, shall i call the police
The police arrived only to find
bluejay2011: The police arrived only to find
two men bent over the big sofa lounge, one was putting his
bluejay2011: The police arrived only to find
that someone had been eating thier
sxc666: two men bent over the big sofa lounge, one was putting his
tongue down her throat
kizzy27: tongue down her throat
the other one had a handful of
kizzy27: tongue down her throat
They yelled STOP RIGHT THERE! Pulling
serene56: the other one had a handful of
left tit
bluejay2011: They yelled STOP RIGHT THERE! Pulling
and wrote him a ticket for illegal....
kizzy27: and wrote him a ticket for illegal....
parking on the freshly manured gladioli patch.
hellosailor: i will hose you down, you turd
Now get over here and get your pants off before
bluejay2011: Ralph pulls down his pants to reveal
A massive 9 inches ofsxc666: A massive 9 inches of
of salami that smells like
bluejay2011: of salami that smells like
like rotten eggs, and the crowd roar oh what a beauty i have never seen one so rotten beforehellosailor: like rotten eggs, and the crowd roar oh what a beauty i have never seen one so rotten before
As the labrador entered the room,
serene56: As the labrador entered the room,
he ran up and started licking the salami, Ralph
bluejay2011: he ran up and started licking the salami, Ralph
but decided it was even to rotten for him, and he left with his tail between his legshellosailor: but decided it was even to rotten for him, and he left with his tail between his legs
and decided he was better off going down
blondeozichick: and decided he was better off going down
the gladioli patch and eating the manure.
bluejay2011: the gladioli patch and eating the manure.
that had dried into massive piles the made it impossible
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