Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-) (283)
EssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 PostsThe person above me once had his music system taken away by the Environmental Dept......for playing his music too loud and disturbing his neighbours 
EssJay: The person above me once had his music system taken away by the Environmental Dept......for playing his music too loud and disturbing his neighbours
got evicted from the bates motel for taking a shower without permissionleisure07: got evicted from the bates motel for taking a shower without permission
Mr Leisure got caught shop lifting in HMV
EssJay: Mr Leisure got caught shop lifting in HMV
Essjay is a Grass
Just kiddin
leisure07: its all true
I love ya man!! well done you!!
jonnt: Essjay is a Grass Just kiddin
This man won the Lottery and is keeping it secret!!! Sailfree: This man won the Lottery and is keeping it secret!!!
she won first prize in a male knobbley knees contest
leisure07: she won first prize in a male knobbley knees contest
Books a table in the name of Steve Martin.. when going out for dinner..
uptall: Books a table in the name of Steve Martin.. when going out for dinner..
its george clooney get it right budran in the great northern run and got lost
Mr Leisure is actually 7ft tall
EssJay: Mr Leisure is actually 7ft tall
This lady is actually going out with a Toy Boy! whooohooo go go girl. Sailfree: This lady is actually going out with a Toy Boy! whooohooo go go girl.
swings from the clothes line naked on a full moon
Uptall
Tries to impress women by wearing his Y fronts outside his jeans to make them think he's Superman!!!
Tries to impress women by wearing his Y fronts outside his jeans to make them think he's Superman!!!
mk20uk: Uptall
Tries to impress women by wearing his Y fronts outside his jeans to make them think he's Superman!!!
Tries to impress women by wearing his Y fronts outside his jeans to make them think he's Superman!!!
Doesn't wear knickers because of her pee-pee problem!
uptall: Doesn't wear knickers because of her pee-pee problem!
Take that back!!!!!!
Uptall is on his knees in his photo because he's still wearing the trousers he wore when he first started High School and unfortunately, there's not enough of a hem to get them to reach his ankles now!!!!
mk20uk: Take that back!!!!!!
Uptall is on his knees in his photo because he's still wearing the trousers he wore when he first started High School and unfortunately, there's not enough of a hem to get them to reach his ankles now!!!!
Was proposed to by a MillionaireUptall is on his knees in his photo because he's still wearing the trousers he wore when he first started High School and unfortunately, there's not enough of a hem to get them to reach his ankles now!!!!
uptall: swings from the clothes line naked on a full moon
Has been peeping in my back garden again!!mk20uk: Take that back!!!!!!
Uptall is on his knees in his photo because he's still wearing the trousers he wore when he first started High School and unfortunately, there's not enough of a hem to get them to reach his ankles now!!!!
Uptall is on his knees in his photo because he's still wearing the trousers he wore when he first started High School and unfortunately, there's not enough of a hem to get them to reach his ankles now!!!!
Keeps her hands on her punani so as not to cause an echo!
uptall: Keeps her hands on her punani so as not to cause an echo!
Second reprimand!!!!
Sailfree...........I wish I'd known!!!!
I must have been out when he proposed!!!mk20uk: Second reprimand!!!!
Sailfree...........I wish I'd known!!!! I must have been out when he proposed!!!
Sailfree...........I wish I'd known!!!! I must have been out when he proposed!!!
is that a porkie
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