Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-) (283)
Juneau: Crystal learnt her French from Chief Inspector Clouseu
"is that minkey i see?"
.....goes....fishing for haggis...."is that minkey i see?"
trueheart1941: .....goes....fishing for haggis....
I'll have you know, there IS an aquatic species of haggi!!! 
Ummmmmm....
takes his pantomime dame costume home with him inbetween shows 
:flirty:
Juneau: I'll have you know, there IS an aquatic species of haggi!!!
Ummmmmm.... takes his pantomime dame costume home with him inbetween shows
Ummmmmm.... takes his pantomime dame costume home with him inbetween shows
Is an evening sewing class teacher .... there's a long list waiting to get into her enjoyable classes
Eos11: Is an evening sewing class teacher .... there's a long list waiting to get into her enjoyable classes
Joined the Hell's Angels knitting fraturnity last year and is crocheting the leader a nice under-the-helmet wool bonnet
Juneau: Joined the Hell's Angels knitting fraturnity last year and is crocheting the leader a nice under-the-helmet wool bonnet
Ws aressted for flashing on the Forth Bridge
Sailfree: Ws aressted for flashing on the Forth Bridge
Sailfree is part of a synchronised swimming troupe.
They haven't practised in the water yet........they're working up to that by practising on a Wilton 80% wool, 20% nylon carpet.....in a greeny blue colour!
Juneau: Joined the Hell's Angels knitting fraturnity last year and is crocheting the leader a nice under-the-helmet wool bonnet
Is a Special Constable in spare timeSailfree: Is a Special Constable in spare time
Who told?? That's supposed to be secret
Is happy to float around her home in lingerie all day
Eos11: Who told?? That's supposed to be secret
Is happy to float around her home in lingerie all day
Is happy to float around her home in lingerie all day
Eos is related to the royal family
Crystal29: Eos is related to the royal family
you have heard of dance with the wolves but she dances with the leisureman up close and personal 
leisure07: you have heard of dance with the wolves but she dances with the leisureman up close and personal
Leisureman is an accomplished cake decorator........specialising in creating intricate flowers........particularly carnations and
freesias. However, he prefers to decorate pork pies but the mushy peas keep wilting his flower creations.
mk20uk: Leisureman is an accomplished cake decorator........specialising in creating intricate flowers........particularly carnations and
freesias. However, he prefers to decorate pork pies but the mushy peas keep wilting his flower creations.
freesias. However, he prefers to decorate pork pies but the mushy peas keep wilting his flower creations.
has absolutely no sense of humour at all, and doesn't ever make up funny stories for all to enjoy on CS
Juneau: has absolutely no sense of humour at all, and doesn't ever make up funny stories for all to enjoy on CS
Juneau loves wearing g strings. However, she is struggling to remove them after a day's activity!! However, she has googled 'G string problems' and now knows that you always need a pair of scissors handy at the end of the day!!
mk20uk: Juneau loves wearing g strings. However, she is struggling to remove them after a day's activity!! However, she has googled 'G string problems' and now knows that you always need a pair of scissors handy at the end of the day!!
went out with the leisureman but could not reachEos11: Who told?? That's supposed to be secret
Is happy to float around her home in lingerie all day
Now then thats for sure!!Is happy to float around her home in lingerie all day
Yikes now the world knows.
Bakes her own cakes to tempt the builders next door!!
Sailfree: Now then thats for sure!! Yikes now the world knows.
Bakes her own cakes to tempt the builders next door!!
Bakes her own cakes to tempt the builders next door!!
wears a tutu to do the housework!
sailuptall: wears a tutu to do the housework!
sail
Forgot his undies last weekend, went home in my smallest knickers!!!!sail
Sailfree: Forgot his undies last weekend, went home in my smallest knickers!!!!
still have them on too!
likes to play dress up for her mans pleasure
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"is that minkey i see?"