Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-) (283)

Feb 2, 2011 6:05 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
He has a small willy


who said thatuh oh
Feb 2, 2011 6:12 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
jonnt
jonntjonntLost in the Woods, East Sussex, England UK47 Threads 3,691 Posts
The man above me is operating from a mobile fone from Durham Jail
Feb 2, 2011 6:17 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
jonnt: The man above me is operating from a mobile fone from Durham Jail




The man above knows that.. cos hes in the next cell!laugh
Feb 2, 2011 6:24 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
jonnt
jonntjonntLost in the Woods, East Sussex, England UK47 Threads 3,691 Posts
uptall: The man above knows that.. cos hes in the next cell!



I dont like it here ,,

Ive got an escape plan ,,,what time do they give us pocket money and let us out to the sweet shop


laugh
Feb 2, 2011 6:37 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
jonnt: I dont like it here ,,

Ive got an escape plan ,,,what time do they give us pocket money and let us out to the sweet shop





The man above me is actually a Secret Millionaire




laugh
Feb 2, 2011 7:54 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
EssJay: The man above me is actually a Secret Millionaire
she flaunts her pink duster in the most unusual places
Feb 2, 2011 8:07 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
Eos11
Eos11Eos11Lost in ..., Lincolnshire, England UK24 Threads 4,016 Posts
leisure07: she flaunts her pink duster in the most unusual places



He is a secret agent ..... Basildon Bond 0010


Shh tho .. this is top secret information!
Feb 2, 2011 8:17 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
Eos11: He is a secret agent ..... Basildon Bond 0010 Shh tho .. this is top secret information!


The person above me once posed for a popular mens magazine

laugh







love u really Eoshug bouquet
Feb 2, 2011 11:28 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
essie was once a playmate of the month january or maybe april
Feb 2, 2011 12:50 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
leisure07: essie was once a playmate of the month january or maybe april



blushing



laugh
Feb 2, 2011 1:08 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
Runs a Bordello down in Devon!!!shock


<<<<<<<<<<<<motorcycleDevon 425miles
Feb 2, 2011 1:25 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
wittyone
wittyonewittyoneDerry, Ireland9 Threads 8,815 Posts
uptall: Runs a Bordello down in Devon!!! <<<<<<<<<<<<Devon 425miles


He came and fixed my faulty plumming wink
Feb 2, 2011 1:31 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
uptall
uptalluptallQuiet village..., Durham, England UK57 Threads 1 Polls 12,860 Posts
wittyone: He came and fixed my faulty plumming



she likes it over the washer from behind!grin
Feb 2, 2011 2:38 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
Sailfree
SailfreeSailfreeHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany118 Threads 5,202 Posts
uptall: she likes it over the washer from behind!
He was at mine all night stud muffin or what>>>> wow meowwwwwbanana banana banana banana banana
Feb 2, 2011 5:21 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
EssJay
EssJayEssJayDevon, England UK63 Threads 3,340 Posts
Sailfree: He was at mine all night stud muffin or what>>>> wow meowwwww


The person above me once tickled Uptall's fancy!


laugh
Feb 2, 2011 5:32 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
woohoo128
woohoo128woohoo128staring at the moon somewhere, Essex, England UK80 Threads 3 Polls 5,081 Posts
EssJay: The person above me once tickled Uptall's fancy!





plays Lady Godiva every year in the village fete wink
Feb 2, 2011 5:36 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
Sailfree
SailfreeSailfreeHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany118 Threads 5,202 Posts
woohoo128: plays Lady Godiva every year in the village fete
Woohoo is staring in a new movie called the Fence!!rolling on the floor laughing
Feb 2, 2011 6:02 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
jonnt
jonntjonntLost in the Woods, East Sussex, England UK47 Threads 3,691 Posts
Sailfree: Woohoo is staring in a new movie called the Fence!!



We know


sir bobby
Feb 2, 2011 8:24 PM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
Sailfree
SailfreeSailfreeHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany118 Threads 5,202 Posts
jonnt: We know
The police is on his case for impersonating a copper!!rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing wave
Feb 3, 2011 4:23 AM CST Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-)
leisure07
leisure07leisure07birmingham, West Midlands, England UK29 Threads 1 Polls 7,059 Posts
Sailfree: Caught on camera entering Spearmint Rhino on the Hagley Road!!! whooohooooo
its all truerolling on the floor laughing
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