Tell a porkie about the person above you....;-) (283)
SailfreeHeidelberg, Baden-Wuerttemberg Germany118 Threads 5,202 Postsleisure07: birmingham city center to be cordoned off to allow the lady to do her shopping
This man is an author seen him signing at Waterstones!!
Sailfree: This man is an author seen him signing at Waterstones!!
it was weatherspoons 
this lady got knocked out in the first round of strictly come dancing as she thought a tango was a drink break
Mr L morris dances in his spare time 
Crystal29: youre supposed to tell a porkie...
Mr U is a big Jedward fan
Mr U is a big Jedward fan
wears shoes with mirrors on them at the highland games!
uptall: wears shoes with mirrors on them at the highland games!
is a secret "lemonade" drinker
Juneau: is a secret "lemonade" drinker
Has ta keep her hands in her pockets, or the shopkeepers won't let her in the shops...
uptall: Has ta keep her hands in her pockets, or the shopkeepers won't let her in the shops...
loves to put on a pair of high heels, get in the shower and sing "When the boat comes in" .....
like I said...blame it on the lemonade
uptall: Likes to do a naked moon dance in her garden!
How did you know???????
has been found on numerous occasions wandering up and down Durham High Street in the early hours, wearing nothing but a guitar
Juneau: How did you know???????
has been found on numerous occasions wandering up and down Durham High Street in the early hours, wearing nothing but a guitar
has been found on numerous occasions wandering up and down Durham High Street in the early hours, wearing nothing but a guitar
seen it on youtube!
Tucks her thermal vest in her granny knickers on cold days
uptall: seen it on youtube!
Tucks her thermal vest in her granny knickers on cold days
Tucks her thermal vest in her granny knickers on cold days
Uptall was once the centrefold in Antiques Monthly.
Luckily the staples managed to cover his candelabra!!!!
mk20uk: Uptall was once the centrefold in Antiques Monthly.
Luckily the staples managed to cover his candelabra!!!!
Luckily the staples managed to cover his candelabra!!!!
So, the gloves are off are they!
MK20UK Buys 5 cucumbers a week.. and tries to eat at least one of them!
uptall: So, the gloves are off are they!
MK20UK Buys 5 cucumbers a week.. and tries to eat at least one of them!
MK20UK Buys 5 cucumbers a week.. and tries to eat at least one of them!
Cucumber and mint raita dip anyone????
Uptall hasn't cut his toenails for over 5 years. He's now wearing size 14 shoes
mk20uk: Cucumber and mint raita dip anyone????
Uptall hasn't cut his toenails for over 5 years. He's now wearing size 14 shoes
Uptall hasn't cut his toenails for over 5 years. He's now wearing size 14 shoes
yes please
MK20UK has a a hairy chest!
uptall: yes please
MK20UK has a a hairy chest!
MK20UK has a a hairy chest!
Who's been talking????
It's ok, I epilate
Uptall still has a burning desire to be a ballet dancer.
uptall: yes please
MK20UK has a a hairy chest!
Is a secret shopperMK20UK has a a hairy chest!
mk20uk: Cucumber and mint raita dip anyone????
Uptall hasn't cut his toenails for over 5 years. He's now wearing size 14 shoes
Uptall hasn't cut his toenails for over 5 years. He's now wearing size 14 shoes
had that photo taken at band camp
uptall: had that photo taken at band camp
Plays at my club regularly Belfry!
uptall: I've got all the gear you need
swings both ways
Don't be short if you need can assist.swings both ways
Is a shelf stacker at Ann Summers
Sailfree: Don't be short if you need can assist.
Is a shelf stacker at Ann Summers
Is a shelf stacker at Ann Summers
No worries I had an online store!
likes to have cream licked off her body!
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