Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2 (851)

Mar 13, 2011 7:07 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Complains because I never let her sleep.

Doesn't need to sleep - is an energizer bunny
Mar 13, 2011 4:55 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Doesn't need to sleep - is an energizer bunny


doesn't own a rabbit of her own devil
Mar 13, 2011 9:42 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: doesn't own a rabbit of her own
Has been getting hair replacement therapy.
Mar 13, 2011 9:57 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
awesome71: Has been getting hair replacement therapy.

shaved his balls for my replacement hair (I love curly hair! laugh )
Mar 14, 2011 4:17 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: would like it in his eye for a wart!
Shoots blanks.
Mar 14, 2011 5:39 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Shoots blanks.

Spent the day practicing with his pump
Mar 14, 2011 6:03 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Spent the day practicing with his pump
Because wystie wasn't happy.
Mar 14, 2011 6:19 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Because wystie wasn't happy.

misinformed wystie about his assets
Mar 14, 2011 6:55 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: misinformed wystie about his assets
Wystie lied and said size doesn't matter.
Mar 14, 2011 7:00 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Wystie lied and said size doesn't matter.

Awesome should be used to women lying to him by now
Mar 14, 2011 7:19 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Awesome should be used to women lying to him by now
Told me she was pregnant.
Mar 14, 2011 7:22 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Told me she was pregnant.

Told me he was sterile
Mar 14, 2011 7:24 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Told me he was sterile
Told me she was on the pill.
Mar 14, 2011 7:29 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Told me she was on the pill.

Was stupid enough to believe that
Mar 14, 2011 7:36 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Was stupid enough to believe that
Wants me for my money.
Mar 14, 2011 7:39 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Wants me for my money.

Offered to pay
Mar 14, 2011 7:41 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
Wysterious: Offered to pay


Would have paid double grin
Mar 14, 2011 7:43 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
akaRALF: Would have paid double
Would have done it for nothing.
Mar 14, 2011 7:45 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
akaRALF: Would have paid double

rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 14, 2011 7:45 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
awesome71: Would have done it for nothing.


would have recorded it
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