Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2 (851)

Mar 13, 2011 1:00 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Was caught digging Micheal Jackson up.

Helped bury him again after sxc had finished with him
Mar 13, 2011 1:06 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Helped bury him again after sxc had finished with him
Has nothing on
Mar 13, 2011 1:07 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Has nothing on

really doesn't like having to create all these fantasies about women
Mar 13, 2011 1:08 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: really doesn't like having to create all these fantasies about women
Doesn't know me very well.
Mar 13, 2011 1:21 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Doesn't know me very well.

Is not learning either
Mar 13, 2011 1:45 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Is not learning either
Is a crap teacher.
Mar 13, 2011 3:07 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Is a crap teacher.

prefers to be the teachers pet
Mar 13, 2011 3:43 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: prefers to be the teachers pet
Wants to keep me as a pet.
Mar 13, 2011 5:30 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
awesome71: Can't read.

can't chew chewing gum
Mar 13, 2011 5:37 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
melty1: can't chew chewing gum
Uses botox
Mar 13, 2011 5:43 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Uses botox

tried superglue but had to go to the emergency department and give some very embarassing explanations
Mar 13, 2011 5:43 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
awesome71: Uses botox

goes to the beach for dermobrasion treatment
Mar 13, 2011 5:46 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
melty1: goes to the beach for dermobrasion treatment

gave the idea to Wystie in the first place
Mar 13, 2011 5:47 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: gave the idea to Wystie in the first place
Loves the sand.
Mar 13, 2011 5:53 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Loves the sand.

cuts to the chase and uses the orbital sander
Mar 13, 2011 6:16 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: cuts to the chase and uses the orbital sander
Thinks I have great skin.
Mar 13, 2011 6:20 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Thinks I have great skin.

You do have great skin
Mar 13, 2011 6:22 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
Wysterious: You do have great skin

Is a sleep walker
Mar 13, 2011 6:27 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
melty1: Is a sleep walker

sings opera while she sleeps
Mar 13, 2011 6:54 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: sings opera while she sleeps
Complains because I never let her sleep.
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