ConnectingSingles® Toggle navigation menu
Home
Search
Advanced Search Quick Search Username Search Site Search Browse by Location More Searches...
Lists
Online Now New Members Photo Gallery Local Members My Favorites More Lists...
My Matches Meet Me
My Profile
View Profile Edit Profile Edit Settings Upload Photos My Account (more edits)
Inbox
Mail Inbox Mail Outbox Likes eCards Inbox Who's Viewed Me Who's Favorited Me My Favorites Blocked List Block Settings Compose a Message Compose a Like Compose an eCard
Articles Forums Blogs Polls Poems Videos Music Movies Books Recipes eCards Quizzes
Sitemap
Login Join Now, it's FREE
Articles Blogs Forums Polls Poems Recipes eCards Games Puzzles Videos Music Movies Books Quizzes
More
Profile Reviews Shopping Groups Group Forums Tags Singles Events Venues Vlogs Top 10 Lists Top 100

Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2 (851)

  1. All Cats
  2. All Threads
  3. Australia/New Zealand Forums
  4. Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Post Comment
#621
Apr 11, 2011 1:23 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
SaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand723 posts
awesome71: Asked me if I could spare half.


If he cut it in half, there would be nothing left !!
Reply
#622
Apr 11, 2011 1:41 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
SaucyAs: If he cut it in half, there would be nothing left !!
Is confussed thinking 5+ is nothing.
Reply
#623
Apr 11, 2011 1:44 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
SaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand723 posts
awesome71: Is confussed thinking 5+ is nothing.



Are we talking inches here or centimetres ??
Reply
#624
Apr 11, 2011 1:51 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
SaucyAs: Are we talking inches here or centimetres ??
Now I'm confussed.Depends if we are talking width or length.
Reply
#625
Apr 11, 2011 1:55 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
sxc666OPunknown, Queensland Australia16,853 posts
awesome71: Now I'm confussed.Depends if we are talking width or length.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Reply
#626
Apr 11, 2011 2:07 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
SaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand723 posts
awesome71: Now I'm confussed.Depends if we are talking width or length.


Are you bragging now ??
Reply
#627
Apr 11, 2011 2:19 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
SaucyAs: As long as you don't faint......
There is usually someone there to catch me when I do.
Reply
#628
Apr 11, 2011 2:26 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
SaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand723 posts
awesome71: There is usually someone there to catch me when I do.


I should hope so too, no use getting a hard-on by yourself...uh oh
Reply
#629
Apr 11, 2011 2:28 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
SaucyAs: I should hope so too, no use getting a hard-on by yourself...
Is patiently waiting for faithe.
Reply
#630
Apr 11, 2011 2:33 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
SaucyAs
SaucyAsSaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand1 Threads 723 Posts
SaucyAsSomewhere in, Marlborough New Zealand723 posts
awesome71: Is patiently waiting for faithe.


Waiting waiting waiting.....moping
Reply
#631
Apr 11, 2011 2:41 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
FaithePortland, Victoria Australia4,169 posts
SaucyAs: Waiting waiting waiting.....


Faithe is waiting patiently too.

moping
Reply
#632
Apr 11, 2011 2:47 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
FaithePortland, Victoria Australia4,169 posts
Faithe: Faithe is waiting patiently too.


But your worth waiting for...teddybear lips
Reply
#633
Apr 11, 2011 2:53 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
Faithe: But your worth waiting for...
Has stars in her eyes.
Reply
#634
Apr 11, 2011 3:11 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Faithe
FaitheFaithePortland, Victoria Australia5 Threads 4,169 Posts
FaithePortland, Victoria Australia4,169 posts
awesome71: Has stars in her eyes.


thumbs up
Reply
#635
Apr 11, 2011 3:17 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Eos11
Eos11Eos11Lost in ..., Lincolnshire, England UK24 Threads 4,016 Posts
Eos11Lost in ..., Lincolnshire, England UK4,016 posts
awesome71: Has stars in her eyes.



Has stars in his eyes after falling over, hitting his head on the ground, from being drunk .... they had to force him out of the pub last night laugh
Reply
#636
Apr 11, 2011 5:26 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia4,121 posts
awesome71: Has the job of cleaning the toilets.

Is the air freshner Kid
Reply
#637
Apr 11, 2011 5:40 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia2,927 posts
melty1: Is the air freshner Kid
likes me in the toilet.
Reply
#638
Apr 11, 2011 5:42 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
melty1
melty1melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia11 Threads 2 Polls 4,121 Posts
melty1Goolwa, South Australia Australia4,121 posts
awesome71: likes me in the toilet.

scrubing the tiles.... get to work laugh
Reply
#639
Apr 11, 2011 5:57 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
puppypower
puppypowerpuppypowerRockhampton, Queensland Australia9 Threads 2 Polls 757 Posts
puppypowerRockhampton, Queensland Australia757 posts
Wysterious: Needs a woman to tell him what to do


likes telling men what to do when wink
Reply
#640
Apr 11, 2011 5:58 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia27,957 posts
Wysterious: Needs a woman to tell him what to do



Is just the woman grin


laugh
Reply
Post Comment - Post a comment on this Forum Thread

Related Forums

More

Share this Thread

Feeling Creative?

Create a Thread
Create a Poll
Post a Video
Post an Event
Create a Poem

About

Support

Follow Us

©Copyright 2001-2024 ConnectingSingles.com, All Rights Reserved

ConnectingSingles® is a registered trademark of Connecting Singles, Inc.

Back to Top
We use cookies to ensure that you have the best experience possible on our website. Read Our Privacy Policy Here