Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2 (851)
akaRALF: would have recorded it
Is pregnant as well
awesome71: Is pregnant as well
wanted a surrogate mother
Wysterious: wanted a surrogate mother
Paid the surrogate.awesome71: Paid the surrogate.
tries to breastfeed his cat
awesome71: Paid the surrogate.
Needs to stop breeding
Wysterious: Needs to stop breeding
Keeps changing her mind.akaRALF: tries to breastfeed his cat
Told me cats don't bite.awesome71: Keeps changing her mind.
is out of his mind - back in five minutes
Wysterious: is out of his mind - back in five minutes
keeps a bedsnake bat on her bedside table
akaRALF: keeps a bedsnake bat on her bedside table
keeps an artificial bed snake on her bedside table
kizzy27: practices his irish dancing on the top deck at dawn
She is a closet lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that)
akaRALF: She is a closet lesbian (not that there is anything wrong with that)
Has accepted my invite to check out my closet
kizzy27: Has accepted my invite to check out my closet
Has agoraphobia and her dates have to come to her because she cannot leave her home
akaRALF: Has agoraphobia and her dates have to come to her because she cannot leave her home
Kizzy Agoraphobic sxc666: Kizzy Agoraphobic
SXC has medectophobia, I'll let ya google that one
akaRALF: SXC has medectophobia, I'll let ya google that one
By golly I think I should see a Doctor 
sxc666: By golly I think I should see a Doctor
Is having a mid-life crisis.awesome71: Is having a mid-life crisis.
Wants to give me a hot flushsxc666: Wants to give me a hot flush
Has me confused with Menapause.More Threads
Have it both ways!
I'm a 53 YEAR'S YUNG MAN that lives back in the 80s
your favorite topic?
See It All The Time
s*xual skills
Democrats destroyed America
Would you hire this guy - for any job?
The GOP Representatives owned by Vladimir Putin
makeover
Why is this shameful?
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Did do it for nothing - and gave me a refund