Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2 (851)

Mar 12, 2011 11:11 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
CuspofMagic
CuspofMagicCuspofMagiclight, South Australia Australia278 Threads 7,904 Posts
Wysterious: Plans on visiting Perth in the near future

Is reciprocating and saving up for an early morning flight to Adelaide where she will be picked up at the airport by limousine and whisked off to lunch of crayfish champagne and oysters on the 60foot cruiser moored in the bay...
Mar 12, 2011 11:12 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
CuspofMagic: Is reciprocating and saving up for an early morning flight to Adelaide where she will be picked up at the airport by limousine and whisked off to lunch of crayfish champagne and oysters on the 60foot cruiser moored in the bay...

Is waiting at Adelaide Airport with limo
Mar 12, 2011 11:54 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Is waiting at Adelaide Airport with limo


forgot to tie the mattress on her back (There is no such thing as a free lunch devil )
Mar 13, 2011 12:01 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
morebloodyrisks: forgot to tie the mattress on her back (There is no such thing as a free lunch )

Has a price list printed - detailing options and prices for his services
Mar 13, 2011 12:01 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Has a price list printed - detailing options and prices for his services


has sent me her credit card details and is awaiting deliver of goods...
Mar 13, 2011 12:02 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
morebloodyrisks: has sent me her credit card details and is awaiting deliver of goods...

is considering a COD option as business is slow
Mar 13, 2011 12:04 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: is considering a COD option as business is slow


does better work for cash (no GST)
Mar 13, 2011 12:12 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: does better work for cash (no GST)
Will soon be single.
Mar 13, 2011 12:20 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Likes Men.
Mar 13, 2011 12:24 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
morebloodyrisks: Shaved her motor yesterday for worlds greatest shave .. and plans to knit a woooly jumper for AWESOME with the trimmings
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing


I have nothing to come back with after that.tongue rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 13, 2011 12:27 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
sxc666: I have nothing to come back with after that.


is stunned for a comeback the first time ever on CS!! applause applause applause
Mar 13, 2011 12:29 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: is stunned for a comeback the first time ever on CS!!
Thinks he has won.
Mar 13, 2011 12:31 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
awesome71: Thinks he has won.

is a winner like Charlie Sheen
Mar 13, 2011 12:32 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Is John Farnhams Manager and is organising his 500th farwell tour.
Mar 13, 2011 12:33 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
sxc666: Is John Farnhams Manager and is organising his 500th farwell tour.


is singing back up for Johnny Farnham so she can be a groupie too!
Mar 13, 2011 12:34 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: is a winner like Charlie Sheen
learn't how to treat women from Mel Gibson.
Mar 13, 2011 12:35 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
awesome71: learn't how to treat women from Mel Gibson.


learnt how to treat men from George Michael
Mar 13, 2011 12:37 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: learnt how to treat men from George Michael
Now own's Micheal Jackson's monkey
Mar 13, 2011 12:39 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
sxc666
sxc666sxc666unknown, Queensland Australia51 Threads 16,853 Posts
Is piss offed because he was Michael Jackson lover, and missed out on the $$$$
Mar 13, 2011 12:59 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
sxc666: Is piss offed because he was Michael Jackson lover, and missed out on the $$$$
Was caught digging Micheal Jackson up.
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