Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2 (851)

Mar 15, 2011 7:28 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
serene56
serene56serene56Myplace, New South Wales Australia543 Threads 10 Polls 27,957 Posts
normalguy68: Makes scones with jam and cream in her spare time



is also dreamin'
Mar 15, 2011 7:29 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
serene56: is also dreamin'

That's the truth.


Is in love with her neighbour
Mar 15, 2011 7:44 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
normalguy68: That's the truth.Is in love with her neighbour

Lives with his neighbor
Mar 15, 2011 8:21 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Lives with his neighbor


wishes she was his neighbour
Mar 15, 2011 8:37 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
morebloodyrisks: wishes she was his neighbour
Has hemroids
Mar 15, 2011 8:39 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Blizzard14u
Blizzard14uBlizzard14uGosnells, Western Australia Australia67 Threads 2 Polls 1,430 Posts
awesome71: Has hemroids


Drinks more than me!

rolling on the floor laughing
Mar 15, 2011 8:42 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Blizzard14u: Drinks more than me!
Was thrown out of AA'S
Mar 15, 2011 8:56 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Was thrown out of AA'S

Was thrown out of SAA
Mar 15, 2011 12:33 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
tomcat1968
tomcat1968tomcat1968norwich, Norfolk, England UK24 Threads 1 Polls 1,783 Posts
Wysterious: Was thrown out of SAA
comes over to england to teach us how to play one day cricket!!!!!!!!!
Mar 15, 2011 4:59 PM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
normalguy68
normalguy68normalguy68Wonthaggi, Victoria Australia62 Threads 15 Polls 1,829 Posts
tomcat1968: comes over to england to teach us how to play one day cricket!!!!!!!!!

That's the truth but it still doesn't get you anywhere.

Makes the Queen very proud
Mar 16, 2011 3:42 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
normalguy68: That's the truth but it still doesn't get you anywhere.

Makes the Queen very proud
Has come back a good bloke.
Mar 16, 2011 3:48 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
akaRALF
akaRALFakaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 Posts
awesome71: Has come back a good bloke.


wishes he was a woman and tucks his old fella between his legs to pretends he is.
Mar 16, 2011 4:48 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
akaRALF: wishes he was a woman and tucks his old fella between his legs to pretends he is.
Is selling herself on ebay.
Mar 16, 2011 8:59 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
awesome71: Is selling herself on ebay.

Put in an offer
Mar 16, 2011 9:00 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Put in an offer
]]out bid him!
Mar 16, 2011 9:02 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
awesome71
awesome71awesome71Sawtell, New South Wales Australia5 Threads 2,927 Posts
Wysterious: Put in an offer
Had the winning bid.
Mar 16, 2011 9:02 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
morebloodyrisks: ]]out bid him!

Advertised himslef in the quokka
Mar 16, 2011 9:08 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Advertised himslef in the quokka


Plays quokka soccer
Mar 16, 2011 9:09 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
Wysterious
WysteriousWysteriousPerth, Western Australia Australia6 Threads 1,707 Posts
morebloodyrisks: Plays quokka soccer

Put one in his sack and took it back to the mainland
Mar 16, 2011 9:09 AM CST Tell a porkie pie about the person above you....#2
morebloodyrisks
morebloodyrisksmorebloodyrisksPERTH SOR, Western Australia Australia14 Threads 2,326 Posts
Wysterious: Put one in his sack and took it back to the mainland

bought it off me
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