Why get Dog when I have Glock (54)
potarickAtlanta, Georgia USA89 Threads 1 Polls 705 PostsI am off to create a thread on CATS
Witchaywoman: I told a lot of otherwise good men to find someone else because they can't put up with my cats.
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potarick: My Glock has an alarm clock & motion detector built into it
Midnight_Angel_1 -- A responsible gun owner always secures their gun, especially when there are children in the home. If you have both a dog and a gun, she can still play with dog, just not the gun. The dog can sleep in his own bed and your gun can be kept, sleeping, under your pillow. If you have a dog and a gun, the dog can alert you and the gun can take over from there. The gun doesn't need housebreaking and doesn't sniff anything. For your last sentence, refer to my previous sentence.
Which is why I have both!
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omgamike: Midnight_Angel_1 -- A responsible gun owner always secures their gun, especially when there are children in the home. If you have both a dog and a gun, she can still play with dog, just not the gun. The dog can sleep in his own bed and your gun can be kept, sleeping, under your pillow. If you have a dog and a gun, the dog can alert you and the gun can take over from there. The gun doesn't need housebreaking and doesn't sniff anything. For your last sentence, refer to my previous sentence.
Which is why I have both!
Which is why I have both!
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Godsgift: Jaysus...is that not quite big? I think I'd break my wrist firing that. Sorry but gun ownership seems strange when you live in Europe.
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A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it.
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of Idiot names his bird moses??"
The parrot replays "THE SAME IDIOT THAT NAMES HIS ROTTWEILER "JESUS".
Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?".
He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you".
He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?".
It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES".
The burglar says " What kind of Idiot names his bird moses??"
The parrot replays "THE SAME IDIOT THAT NAMES HIS ROTTWEILER "JESUS".
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CuspofMagic: theres a shotgun in the umbrella stand- a samurai sword unsheathed too
the mobile phone doubles as a flame thrower comes in handy when sitting on the loo
In the kitchen the domestic knives are well balance you can hit a fly or two and the saucepans are shaped like Gi helmets one for each size of the crew
In the bedroom- each draw in the dresser a machine pistol you will find- cocked and fully loaded for a different kind of good time
the mobile phone doubles as a flame thrower comes in handy when sitting on the loo
In the kitchen the domestic knives are well balance you can hit a fly or two and the saucepans are shaped like Gi helmets one for each size of the crew
In the bedroom- each draw in the dresser a machine pistol you will find- cocked and fully loaded for a different kind of good time
And soooo how many times have you had to use them?
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The Glock is nothing more than a poor mans H&K. If you want a real gun, look at the Heckler & Koch P30 9mm.
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I think you like me a lot but shy
Why not start of the love process by saying hi
I promise not to tell you a lie
When I go to order KFC I always choose leg n thigh!
Why not start of the love process by saying hi
I promise not to tell you a lie
When I go to order KFC I always choose leg n thigh!
venusenvy: Pot...your poetry is poo...
If you dont stop,
I will write,
More Haiku for you
If you dont stop,
I will write,
More Haiku for you
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Godsgift: Jaysus...is that not quite big? I think I'd break my wrist firing that. Sorry but gun ownership seems strange when you live in Europe.
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Carltios: The Glock is nothing more than a poor mans H&K. If you want a real gun, look at the Heckler & Koch P30 9mm.
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potarick: A kiss is where it will start
Which is the key to open your heart
Next I would fire Cupid's dart
To see how well you can cook we will go grocery shopping at Walmart.
i'm geussing you don't work for hal-mark...Which is the key to open your heart
Next I would fire Cupid's dart
To see how well you can cook we will go grocery shopping at Walmart.
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potarick: Why get a dog when I have Glock
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
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If I could teach my dog to fire a gun...........Id have no worries!
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