Why get Dog when I have Glock (54)
potarick: Why get a dog when I have Glock
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
LOL but a glock won't cuddle when you are lonly LOL or I don't think I would want to
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can glock fetch a stick
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potarick: Why get a dog when I have Glock
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
oh I see the benefits of both...but can you cuddle a glock, yes I could caress it(weird I know)..but only a dog is warm n snuggly!
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I've got a sign outside my front door.
It says Heck with the dog beware of owner.
It says Heck with the dog beware of owner.
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What on earth is Glock?
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Godsgift: What on earth is Glock?
It's a 9mm handgun.
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Ccincy: It's a 9mm handgun.
Jaysus...is that not quite big? I think I'd break my wrist firing that. Sorry but gun ownership seems strange when you live in Europe.
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Godsgift: Jaysus...is that not quite big? I think I'd break my wrist firing that. Sorry but gun ownership seems strange when you live in Europe.
Below will explain it better then I can.
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potarick: Why get a dog when I have Glock
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
Why? cause- I gotta glock and a dog
and a barretta too
the smith and weston 44 (Long Barrel) comes in handy sometimes-
its tried and true and can blow away a few and slung in a hip holster I look really cool-and I can recite- "are you feeling lucky punk"
as i slowly squeeze the screw..
but what I really like is my Kalashnikov
that doubles as a grenade launcher it'll do some damage
no matter how big the crew..
Im saving up for a tank mind you
cause Im getting a little bored
then I'd be able to park where I
please with ease- I wouldnt have to use the door
and if perchance at hometime i'd find myself stuck in a traffic jam
I would load up a multiple headed shell and make a lane just for me to drive through...
Mmmh perhaps the above written sounds a little lame that is of course unless i had an aircraft carrier to inflict maximum pain,,,etc etc etc
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Godsgift: Our cops aren't armed as a matter of course the same as the UK though we do have armed response units driving around. But the O/P is talking about civilian use of firearms and to my knowledge that is no more legal in Spain than it is here.
And there's no reason for derogatory comments. This was a civilised discussion till that point.
And there's no reason for derogatory comments. This was a civilised discussion till that point.
oops..scuse me for having a sense of humour.
I fail to see what I said that could be derived as being derogatory?
If I said anything to offend your obviously limited ability to see light of a subject then I apologise!
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Dreamyone: yeah I just to be naturally drawn to them LMAI
my glock is a 44 and I have a pink handled baretta and also a 44
I love the power
my glock is a 44 and I have a pink handled baretta and also a 44
I love the power
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CuspofMagic: Why? cause- I gotta glock and a dog
and a barretta too
the smith and weston 44 (Long Barrel) comes in handy sometimes-
its tried and true and can blow away a few and slung in a hip holster I look really cool-and I can recite- "are you feeling lucky punk"
as i slowly squeeze the screw..
but what I really like is my Kalashnikov
that doubles as a grenade launcher it'll do some damage
no matter how big the crew..
Im saving up for a tank mind you
cause Im getting a little bored
then I'd be able to park where I
please with ease- I wouldnt have to use the door
and if perchance at hometime i'd find myself stuck in a traffic jam
I would load up a multiple headed shell and make a lane just for me to drive through...
Mmmh perhaps the above written sounds a little lame that is of course unless i had an aircraft carrier to inflict maximum pain,,,etc etc etc
and a barretta too
the smith and weston 44 (Long Barrel) comes in handy sometimes-
its tried and true and can blow away a few and slung in a hip holster I look really cool-and I can recite- "are you feeling lucky punk"
as i slowly squeeze the screw..
but what I really like is my Kalashnikov
that doubles as a grenade launcher it'll do some damage
no matter how big the crew..
Im saving up for a tank mind you
cause Im getting a little bored
then I'd be able to park where I
please with ease- I wouldnt have to use the door
and if perchance at hometime i'd find myself stuck in a traffic jam
I would load up a multiple headed shell and make a lane just for me to drive through...
Mmmh perhaps the above written sounds a little lame that is of course unless i had an aircraft carrier to inflict maximum pain,,,etc etc etc
Methinks I will let her keep the dog.
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No one can deny that a glock can do more harm than a dog, but with a child in the house I would not feel good about having a gun. She can play with the dog, not a gun. The dog is big enough that he never sleeps in our beds, but on his own comforter in the living room. A dog can hear the sound of an intruder and alert me where a gun stay silent unless it goes off. The dog is house broken and doesn't sniff anything, but his food. Consider this, by the time you are aware of an intruder and get the padlock undone you may have just enough time to say your prayers. 
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I just sick my donkey on them, hes a badass 
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In response to: Why get a dog when I have Glock
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!
seems to me, that you have a serious dog problem
(got on that after I already read your other "anti-dog" thread
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getcarter: Mine is a 40 cal
Mine is a huge cast iron frying pan.
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I can even keep it safe and quiet under padlock
Dog is suppose to protect humans and that's a fact
But there is a good reason why Austria invented Glock
Some dogs are as smart as Inspector Gadget and Sherlock
And police are using them to launch drug-related attack
I once had a special lady and I need one back
But every woman I date wants to bring a dog in their sack
Modern dogs are too smart to be trusted in the home that I got
And I am the only animal that's gonna sniff my woman's frock
So why get a Dog when I have Glock
I can easily go to the zoo to watch domesticated and wild pack!