What do you like about being single? (104)
The only person I have to answer to is myself haha, (my adults kids are now used to me making decisions without their consent).
Shell225: the only time I snore is when someone sleeps over...
Ye funny that, me too.tonyxf: Ye funny that, me too.
No complaints from my dog yet - I mustn't snore
Shell225: the only time I snore is when someone sleeps over...
I'd blame them, "You must have brought some pollen in on your clothes!"
Wysterious: No complaints from my dog yet - I mustn't snore
Oh the dog wouldn't hear you ... haven't you heard how a dog snores?
Darkhorseman: Oh the dog wouldn't hear you ... haven't you heard how a dog snores?
yep - she snores like a bloke - I don't need a man in my man - it sounds like there is one under it
I like that there are no deadlines. No arguments. No cleaning piss sprinkles off the toilet seat. 
sxc666: I like that there are no deadlines. No arguments. No cleaning piss sprinkles off the toilet seat.
and if you want... the toilet seat is always down!
jem1964: and if you want... the toilet seat is always down!
thats a really good point Jem!!!
I burnt dinner ...so what the kids will happily have cheese on toast 
kizzy27: I burnt dinner ...so what the kids will happily have cheese on toast
Dominos
No more farts in bed that make you run to the ensuite to barf up.
only having to wake up to your own alarm, not someone else's as well
kidmak: fark...you are posh....an ensuite...
Got 3 bathrooms and only little ol' me to use them all.I'm pretty good at sleeping with myself.
sxc666: I'm pretty good at sleeping with myself.
sounds like a Divynls songnormalguy68: sounds like a Divynls song
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