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Apr 16, 2011 1:21 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
I found a funny page on the net and I would like to share some of the:

Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....

Dear Turkey and Chile,

OM NOM NOM!

Sincerely,

Hungary.

Dear Cockroaches,

We thought we were indestructible too...

Sincerely,

Dinosaurs.

Dear people with cars as their profile picture,

I didn't know you were a transformer...

Sincerely,

Awesome!

laugh

Any of yours or from the net?

Have fun and a great weekend!!!

bouquet
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Apr 16, 2011 1:36 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Sorry, I did forget to give you the link to the page,
it is hillarious!!!



teddy
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Apr 16, 2011 1:41 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Dear Adam and Eve,

Did you have belly buttons?

Sincerely,

curious Darwin.

laugh
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Apr 16, 2011 1:42 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
venusenvy
venusenvyvenusenvyCalgary, Alberta Canada27 Threads 20,003 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing bouquet
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Apr 17, 2011 10:25 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Dear God

If we give you Lady Gaga and a few others could you give us back
Pavarotti?

Thanks!

Singer in the shower.
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Apr 17, 2011 10:37 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
hi honey


i love theselaugh
thanks for the link
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Apr 17, 2011 1:11 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
Aswina
AswinaAswinaNitra, Slovakia2 Threads 1,373 Posts
lifeisadream: Dear God

If we give you Lady Gaga and a few others could you give us back
Pavarotti?

Thanks!

Singer in the shower.


thumbs up .. please, Merciful God....rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 17, 2011 9:29 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Dear airports,

Tan skin and a unique last name doesn't make me a terrorist.

Sincerely,

I promise.

uh oh
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Apr 17, 2011 9:46 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
midnightbluebird
midnightbluebirdmidnightbluebirdManila, Metro Manila Philippines1 Threads 171 Posts
lifeisadream: Dear God

If we give you Lady Gaga and a few others could you give us back
Pavarotti?

Thanks!

Singer in the shower.


Dear God,

Can you please take Justin Bieber back to his mother coz he still needs lots of nourishment from his mother.
In exchange, would you be so kind as to give us back Bob Marley.

Sincerely hoping,
Hope
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Apr 17, 2011 9:58 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
midnightbluebird: Dear God,

Can you please take Justin Bieber back to his mother coz he still needs lots of nourishment from his mother.
In exchange, would you be so kind as to give us back Bob Marley.

Sincerely hoping,
Hope


laugh

applause

Dear pill bottle companies,

Please make your bottles child-proof, not people-proof.

Sincerely, not helping my headache.

grin
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Apr 17, 2011 10:03 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
Annoying
AnnoyingAnnoyingSaigon, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam5 Threads 847 Posts
Dear God,

It's me... again...blues
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Apr 17, 2011 10:07 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Annoying: Dear God,

It's me... again...

Is that you,
Annoying?

laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 10:10 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Dear kids,

Remember back when you used to play outside?

Sincerely,

the Internet.

conversing
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Apr 17, 2011 10:10 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
midnightbluebird
midnightbluebirdmidnightbluebirdManila, Metro Manila Philippines1 Threads 171 Posts
lifeisadream: Dear pill bottle companies,

Please make your bottles child-proof, not people-proof.

Sincerely, not helping my headache.


grin wave applause
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Apr 17, 2011 10:12 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
MidnightBlueBird

wave

Dear Parents,

Cinderella never listened to her mother, Sleeping Beauty slept all day, and Snow White lived with eight men.

Sincerely,

what did you expect from this generation?

laugh
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Apr 17, 2011 10:17 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
RDM59
RDM59RDM59Edinburgh, Lothian, Scotland UK92 Threads 5 Polls 14,070 Posts
lifeisadream: MidnightBlueBird
Dear Parents,

Cinderella never listened to her mother, Sleeping Beauty slept all day, and Snow White lived with eight men.

Sincerely,

what did you expect from this generation?


confused ..... what was the name of the eighth dwarf ? ....laugh tongue

Dear Department of Statistics

6 out of every 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.


grin wave bouquet
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Apr 17, 2011 10:20 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
RDM59: ..... what was the name of the eighth dwarf ? ....

Dear Department of Statistics

6 out of every 7 dwarfs aren't Happy.


laugh tongue

Dear 2011,

Take it easy with the disasters, they still have one more year.

Sincerely, 2012.

wave
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Apr 17, 2011 10:40 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
midnightbluebird
midnightbluebirdmidnightbluebirdManila, Metro Manila Philippines1 Threads 171 Posts
And here's about tragic one-night stands:

Dear duck,

Remember that night in Vegas? You have a son. His name is platypus.

Sincerely, beaver.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 17, 2011 10:43 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
ScarlettLipstick
ScarlettLipstickScarlettLipstickdunno, Metro Manila Philippines8 Threads 1 Polls 738 Posts
lifeisadream: I found a funny page on the net and I would like to share some of the:

Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....

Dear Turkey and Chile,

OM NOM NOM!

Sincerely,

Hungary.

Dear Cockroaches,

We thought we were indestructible too...

Sincerely,

Dinosaurs.

Dear people with cars as their profile picture,

I didn't know you were a transformer...

Sincerely,

Awesome!



Any of yours or from the net?

Have fun and a great weekend!!!


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 17, 2011 10:48 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
Annoying
AnnoyingAnnoyingSaigon, Southeast Vietnam Vietnam5 Threads 847 Posts
lifeisadream: Is that you,
Annoying?


Dear lifeisadream,

Yes, it's me Ann-oying...again ....stuck
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