ScarlettLipstickdunno, Metro Manila Philippines738 posts
midnightbluebird: Dear God,
Can you please take Justin Bieber back to his mother coz he still needs lots of nourishment from his mother. In exchange, would you be so kind as to give us back Bob Marley.
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A couple more.
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Dear children,
When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me?
Sincerely, the monster.
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Dear "men",
Please note that while I am confident enough to make the first move, I am tired of making the second and the third.
A little effort goes a long way.
Sincerely, assertive women.