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Apr 22, 2011 7:30 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
plainlyjune
plainlyjuneplainlyjuneLegazpi City, Bicol Philippines12 Threads 2 Polls 8,175 Posts
lifeisadream: Hi Laura!



A couple more.
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Dear children,

When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me?

Sincerely, the monster.
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Dear "men",

Please note that while I am confident enough to make the first move, I am tired of making the second and the third.
A little effort goes a long way.

Sincerely, assertive women.
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Apr 22, 2011 10:18 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
dear blank
please stop being such a blank

laugh
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Apr 23, 2011 10:20 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
mindfful: dear blank
please stop being such a blank


May I add something E?

Dear Blank:

Please stop being such a blank.

Sincerely,
The Black Hole and the Rainbow.

laugh

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Apr 23, 2011 10:40 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
ScarlettLipstick
ScarlettLipstickScarlettLipstickdunno, Metro Manila Philippines8 Threads 1 Polls 738 Posts
midnightbluebird: Dear God,

Can you please take Justin Bieber back to his mother coz he still needs lots of nourishment from his mother.
In exchange, would you be so kind as to give us back Bob Marley.

Sincerely hoping,
Hope


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Apr 23, 2011 10:48 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
hapyfeet88
hapyfeet88hapyfeet88Bombay, Maharashtra India8 Threads 79 Posts
Dear kid,

what exactly are you planning to do with me when you find me below your bed???

The Monster..

devil
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Apr 23, 2011 10:51 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
hapyfeet88
hapyfeet88hapyfeet88Bombay, Maharashtra India8 Threads 79 Posts
Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspacegrin
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Apr 23, 2011 10:52 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
hapyfeet88: Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace


Thanks HappyFeet
(nice name btw)
Have a great weekend!

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Apr 23, 2011 10:54 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
hapyfeet88
hapyfeet88hapyfeet88Bombay, Maharashtra India8 Threads 79 Posts
lifeisadream: Thanks HappyFeet
(nice name btw)
Have a great weekend!


Ty..hug

You might have notice I missed a "p" in my name..mumbling
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Apr 23, 2011 11:03 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
ScarlettLipstick
ScarlettLipstickScarlettLipstickdunno, Metro Manila Philippines8 Threads 1 Polls 738 Posts
hapyfeet88: Dear Facebook,
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.

Sincerely, Myspace


I'm the other way around.. I abandon myspace for facebook and now I abandon facebook for CS
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Apr 23, 2011 11:06 AM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
hapyfeet88
hapyfeet88hapyfeet88Bombay, Maharashtra India8 Threads 79 Posts
Dear lady who brought her nine year-old son into the women's restroom,

If he's old enough to ogle me as I put my lipstick on in the mirror, he's old enough to wait for you outside.


Sincerely, he won't stop staring..
devil
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Apr 26, 2011 8:19 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
A fix:

Dear "men",

Please note that while I am confident enough to make the first move, I am tired of making the second and the third, the fourth, the fifth????uh oh

A little effort goes a long way.

Sincerely, assertive women.

rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 28, 2011 10:26 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Dear 72-hour deodorant,

why?

Sincerely,
Shower.

uh oh
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Apr 28, 2011 10:38 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
lifeisadream: Dear 72-hour deodorant,

why?

Sincerely,
Shower.
hehe laugh could use some of that in our office today...mumbling
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Apr 28, 2011 10:41 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
chococherrie: hehe could use some of that in our office today...

Was it a bad odor or Testosterone?

motorcycle
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Apr 28, 2011 10:48 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
lifeisadream: Was it a bad odor or Testosterone?
bad BO
we have an open plan office and also he keeps tapping his feetdoh the noise is driving me dilly like dripping water from a tap
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Apr 28, 2011 10:49 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
lifeisadream: Dear 72-hour deodorant,

why?

Sincerely,
Shower.
rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 28, 2011 10:49 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
chococherrie: bad BO
we have an open plan office and also he keeps tapping his feet the noise is driving me dilly like dripping water from a tap



awww lil chococomfort
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Apr 28, 2011 10:51 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
chococherrie
chococherriechococherrieSomewhere over the Rainbow, Indonesia71 Threads 5 Polls 5,647 Posts
mindfful: awww lil choco
hehe.. and its not even a fast song..its melow oh welldunno whats the time over in ur countrywave
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Apr 28, 2011 10:56 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
mindfful
mindffulmindffulChicago, Illinois USA235 Threads 8 Polls 18,996 Posts
chococherrie: hehe.. and its not even a fast song..its melow oh well whats the time over in ur country
near 11 pm

you?
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Apr 28, 2011 10:58 PM CST Dear...Blank... Please....Blank.....
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Dear husband on vacation in Mexico,

Talking to the locals in English with a Spanish accent does nothing.

Sincerely, you sound ridiculous.

grin

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