What not to do on a date (99)
akaRALFBacchus Marsh, Victoria Australia11 Threads 1,360 PostsAgentAjax: did he sing that song “cruel cruel world welcome to my cruel world”?
I don't think he was thinking much except, 'beam me up scotty!!'
akaRALF: I don't think he was thinking much except, 'beam me up scotty!!'
You could have neva looked at him again without killing yaself laughing
bluejay2011: That is so disgustingly funny. Poor Nuts. I have all these visions of you with the lighter. Shell doing the sign language. I hope you have a few more of these stories to tell at the pub crawl. I need a good laugh.
dont worry, you'll see us in action...
Nuts driving, me saying something on his (supposed) wrong side, him ignoring me and not pulling into bunnings for the sausage sizzle.. and then me yelling YA DEAF C.....!!!
Im not admitting to anything, but it can be fun to look like your talking when your not, particularly in loud places with bands
This thread is hilarious!
AgentAjax: running bit rich, she was probably due for a tuneup
normalguy68: So what are we supposed to talk about then? the price of fish?
I bet the answer is fashion
Thats your unable to sustain one .....
Oh gawd Kizzy, I love that story aswell
revealer24: I bet the answer is fashion
Too right, stuff like does my bum look big in this? normalguy68: Too right, stuff like does my bum look big in this?
yes
bluejay2011: That is so disgustingly funny. Poor Nuts. I have all these visions of you with the lighter. Shell doing the sign language. I hope you have a few more of these stories to tell at the pub crawl. I need a good laugh.
oh bluejay i got lots of them i been single for a few yrs know and ive met some pretty farked people, they seem to flock to me like im a psychiatrist 
or maybe they can clearly see im nuts ohnuts1: oh bluejay i got lots of them i been single for a few yrs know and ive met some pretty farked people, they seem to flock to me like im a psychiatrist or maybe they can clearly see im nuts
Well keep them coming then.aussielegend41: Only a man with a cocktail frankfurt would reply to that comment.
It was smaller tha a coctail frankfurt !! seriously
kizzy27: It was smaller tha a coctail frankfurt !! seriously
as long there was no stick on the end of it otherwise u were screwing mr potatoe headohnuts1: as long there was no stick on the end of it otherwise u were screwing mr potatoe head
It wasnt as fat as mr potato head
kizzy27: It wasnt as fat as mr potato head
i didnt no mr potato head cam with one It was more like a boiled piece of Penne pasta.
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kizzy27: It was more like a boiled piece of Penne pasta.
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chewed or un chewed True
kizzy27: It was more like a boiled piece of Penne pasta.
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Stop it True
ohnuts1: chewed or un chewed
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