What not to do on a date (99)
lolshortyWhoop whoop, Western Australia Australia10 Threads 416 Postsnormalguy68: Just hold it for a second and see what happens.
nope nothing 
or fart 
lolshorty: or fart
farts need love to
aussielegend41: farts need love to
My Mum said she had gone on a date as a young woman and he was walking her home when a fart accidentally just popped out, didn't even know it was coming. She said if that wasn't embarrassing enough he said, "My Mum said that was the rudest thing a girl could ever do in front of a man". 
She said she wanted to just crawl under a rock and die. akaRALF: My Mum said she had gone on a date as a young woman and he was walking her home when a fart accidentally just popped out, didn't even know it was coming. She said if that wasn't embarrassing enough he said, "My Mum said that was the rudest thing a girl could ever do in front of a man". She said she wanted to just crawl under a rock and die.
lmao
lolshorty: nope nothing
pull the othr one, it plays Jingle Bellskizzy27: smaller than my pinkie finger ....
it was sota the mini me of penises
I got a cocktail frankfurt out last night and it was bigger than my unit.it was sota the mini me of penises
It can still grow to 18cm though.
normalguy68: I got a cocktail frankfurt out last night and it was bigger than my unit.
It can still grow to 18cm though.
It can still grow to 18cm though.
well that would not suit some .
They want 8+ and that is not cm.
aussielegend41: And i bet you get to pick and chose to
off course.
normalguy68: I got a cocktail frankfurt out last night and it was bigger than my unit.
It can still grow to 18cm though.
It can still grow to 18cm though.
well there goes any hope of a date
pushbiker: And they tighten up too.
kizzy27: well there goes any hope of a date
and 90% of the male race unless you're from Africa.normalguy68: and 90% of the male race unless you're from Africa.
That's not true. pushbiker: Hi sxc hows the bay?
All good this way thanks PB.sxc666: That's not true.
Pretty good for you then.There are other qualities I've got to make up for that though, just can't find them atm.
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