My big old Johnson (23)
mustbnutz: So there I was down at the marina
she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....
Both Companies were owned by Old Man Evinrude!she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....
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Conrad73: Both Companies were owned by Old Man Evinrude!
Hell Conrad.....I screwed up the punchline.....I spelled Evinrude....Evenrude...........Old age is creeping up on me...
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mustbnutz: Hell Conrad.....I screwed up the punchline.....I spelled Evinrude....Evenrude...........Old age is creeping up on me...
seems we all start to get those moments! 
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Conrad73: seems we all start to get those moments!
i'll have to save that quote so i'll remember it.
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mustbnutz: So there I was down at the marina
she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....
she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....
So... what is an evinrude anyhow?
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70Libra: So... what is an evinrude anyhow?
Just like a Johnson{unless were talking about the kind on your mind
},an Evinrude is a boat engine......My big old Johnson....you know...a play on words...
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70Libra: So... what is an evinrude anyhow?
It's the knob of a radio.
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mustbnutz: Just like a Johnson{unless were talking about the kind on your mind},an Evinrude is a boat engine......My big old Johnson....you know...a play on words...
Riiiiiight... must be US humour
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70Libra: Riiiiiight... must be US humour
If you looked hard enough in Ireland I bet you could buy either one of those brands....just my guess.........
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mustbnutz: If you looked hard enough in Ireland I bet you could buy either one of those brands....just my guess.........
Yep. 5 mins away (Google is my friend)
The OP didn't even give me the giggles, never mind a laugh... is all I meant
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70Libra: Yep. 5 mins away (Google is my friend)
The OP didn't even give me the giggles, never mind a laugh... is all I meant
The OP didn't even give me the giggles, never mind a laugh... is all I meant
I am slipping.........I want everyone to laugh....it makes you live longer....
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mustbnutz: I am slipping.........I want everyone to laugh....it makes you live longer....
I'll go have a coffee and come back to it when the caffeine kicks in
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70Libra: So... what is an evinrude anyhow?
It's a outboard motor for a boat. Did some boating in my day and my husband always had Evinrude motors.------ This thread is Archived ------
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raphael118: i'll have to save that quote so i'll remember it.
that's because with you it's permanent! 
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I missed that youtube film when you put it up initially ......
It is hiliarious....
It is hiliarious....
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cs ad robot is advertising you guessed it evinrude boat motors
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70Libra: So... what is an evinrude anyhow?
Libra, an Evinrude is an outboard motor for a boat. I know this because my husband had one on his first boat. A "Johnson" is also an outboard motor.
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mustbnutz: So there I was down at the marina
she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....
she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....
Sounds familiar...there used to be an outfit called the "Big Johnson Motorcycle Company"
They said if you had a "Big Johnson" you didn't need a Harley
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she walks up and says
why don`t you take me for a ride
I said Ok baby,hop in
she says,whats that
I said whats,what
she pointed and said,that
I said oh that,thats my Johnson
she said,thats a big old Johnson
I said yes,that is a big old Johnson
and I dont need no Evenrude....