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Now here is an in-flight transcript from the pilot
Ladies and gentlemen don’t worry about putting your seats or drink tables in the upright position!
We have none!
Hold on to whatever structure looks stable during launch, we hope you enjoy your trip!
Ok light the fuse comrade!