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Oct 27, 2011 1:30 PM CST jesus is watching you
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight
around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,
'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his head and
continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard 'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking
for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to
rest on a parrot..










'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot..

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you ?'

'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed.
'What kind of people would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a
Rottweiler Jesus.'



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Oct 27, 2011 1:40 PM CST jesus is watching you
iowaoutlaw69
iowaoutlaw69iowaoutlaw69Osage Beach, Missouri USA2 Threads 65 Posts
LOL !! LOVE IT !! LOL !!
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Oct 27, 2011 1:47 PM CST jesus is watching you
Boban1
Boban1Boban1bigplace, Central Serbia Serbia144 Threads 5 Polls 18,789 Posts
a true story :

Two burglars rang on a apartments door ,checking if the folks are at home... after a few minutes a 5 year old girl opened the door so the burglars asked the little girls where her parents are on which she replied that they are out grocery shopping and that they will be home in some 30 minutes. The burglars where surprised tha her parents have left this little girl all alone in the apartment ,on which the girl replied that she isn`t alone, Mike is at home with her. How old is Mike ,asked they and she told them that Mike is three and sleeping in the bedroom . So they pushed the door and walked in to rob the place ... the Girl opened the bedroom door and a three year old pitbull jumped out .. They didn`t know what the heck got them ...
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Oct 27, 2011 1:52 PM CST jesus is watching you
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
Boban1: a true story :

Two burglars rang on a apartments door ,checking if the folks are at home... after a few minutes a 5 year old girl opened the door so the burglars asked the little girls where her parents are on which she replied that they are out grocery shopping and that they will be home in some 30 minutes. The burglars where surprised tha her parents have left this little girl all alone in the apartment ,on which the girl replied that she isn`t alone, Mike is at home with her. How old is Mike ,asked they and she told them that Mike is three and sleeping in the bedroom . So they pushed the door and walked in to rob the place ... the Girl opened the bedroom door and a three year old pitbull jumped out .. They didn`t know what the heck got them ...
yes iguess that would be a big surprise to them, sometimes it is good to have a dog around.
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Oct 27, 2011 2:07 PM CST jesus is watching you
Rummy1
Rummy1Rummy1Baku, Azerbaijan38 Threads 3 Polls 565 Posts
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing cheers
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Oct 27, 2011 2:15 PM CST jesus is watching you
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GUZMAN1GUZMAN1Barcelona, Catalonia Spain65 Threads 44 Polls 5,101 Posts
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