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Yes, totally agree with the above ladies, you really need to leave the stuff about what your ex thinks of you out of your profile

Based on past discussions here where women have mentioned what they like and what they don't, it was consistently mentioned that bald/shaved guys were a turn off as were guys who were less than 5' 10". That's a tough break for you but since you put your income at over a grand a week you could expect the previous two impairments to be overlooked.

Menioning the wife? What's that about. Your entire profile contains references to her. You even offer her number as a reference! Really? I'd say kids are way down the turn offs on your profile but I guess being 'nearly as perfect' as you are, you won't think any less of yourself for me saying this. Well you did specifically ask about your profile.

Loose the wife, the kids won't matter so much then.

What i asked was"Should i mention the status of my children" Like a lot of people on this thread you are commenting on a different matter, not the question i asked at all!

Most posts on this thread referred to your original question but they then added a bit more friendly advice. You should take it

Yes indeed I am and they are. That's probably because we are not as 'almost perfect' as you are. You must accept my apologies and my apologies on behalf of the other mere mortals here. Perhaps we were just commenting on the elephant in the room? Regarding your question, your childrens status on your profile, it says, "Yes, they are Grown and left the nest", which is an accurate and adequate description. There's nothing you can do about being short, bald and perhaps just a tad too irritable and arrogant but you should consider reviewing the highlighted text beneath if you don't want to send women rushing to a barf bucket. Then again I wonder should I be giving you tips on how to better sell yourself when I think your present profile is good warning to most women with a brain.

Its hard to be humble when your nearly as perfect as i am.
You really need to talk to my ex wife who is still a good friend of mine and i have her number if you want to give her a call.Now i bet No 1 on her list and she has a list, is that i dont worry and you know what? that is correct.Now whats the use in worrying? If she's in a good mood she will tell you that i'm lighthearthed and laidback which is fair comment.She probably at some point will tell you that i was a hard worker as i had an important job with pressure and deadlines and that to relax i play music (bango mostly) a bit of gardening, flowers and vegatables.My dear ex will admit that i was useful around the house and usually did the cooking and some baking and that we got on well until she got fond of a workmate in her job and she ran off with him.(toyboy)It's ok these things happen and the world stays spinning, i have good health and all my family have even my ex has, thanks for asking. Now i am retired and the garden is still with me, so is the Bango and a few other instruments. I play golf badly and love walking. Recently have taken to the hills and if you fancy a man outdoors i could be the one. lol. I like most sports and still play soccer with a few young lads of my own vintage every week, if you need to know more drop me a line.

By the way, well done on having a job that pays a pension of 50-75K a year pension at 56. Do you miss Anglo Irish Bank?

P.S.

I should have added well done on having held such a great job and never fully understanding the difference between Your and You're

Its hard to be humble when your nearly as perfect as i am

So many of the fake profile trolls here consistently exhibit the very self same grammatical error. It's a very unlucky charm that one. Do you wear Calvin Klein undies as well.... Ha ha ha.