For me it was "Folk Dancing" and "Marching". I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...
DjWabbet: For me it was "Folk Dancing" and "Marching". I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...
What about all the things they taught us that were proven plain out wrong? like electricity flows from negative to positive like Dinosaurs died out before modern man An archaeologist in Texas has fossilized footprints of modern man with a dino. Can't tell if the man is stalking the dino or the dino stalking the man, but both footprints are very clear.
DjWabbet: For me it was "Folk Dancing" and "Marching". I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...
Modern maths like 2b+ 3c = xyz
I´m a linguist and those maths formulae haven´t helped my one bit!!
IamTab: What about all the things they taught us that were proven plain out wrong? like electricity flows from negative to positive like Dinosaurs died out before modern man An archaeologist in Texas has fossilized footprints of modern man with a dino. Can't tell if the man is stalking the dino or the dino stalking the man, but both footprints are very clear.
I remember a substitute science teacher telling us that electricity flowed from positive to negative because we were in the southern hemisphere.. not entirely sure if he was taking the piss at the time...
the most useless thing I learned was Shorthand writing. I would take dictation and then couldn't read back the squiggles I wrote! Never used it in my working life.
Sunnydaze14: the most useless thing I learned was Shorthand writing. I would take dictation and then couldn't read back the squiggles I wrote! Never used it in my working life.
I had to take shorthand so that I could take bookkeeping...
Never used the shorthand, but I never cared either. One whole year in a class with 14 girls... an NO OTHER GUYS
Jeeepers: We were taught to hide under our desks in case of a nuclear attack back when I was in elementary school. Sort of like "Stop, Drop and Roll" !
That's not what they taught us. They lined us up out in the hall, had us all sit against the wall with our legs crossed, then tuck our heads down low, and kiss our butts goodbye.
Ur_Knight: I had to take shorthand so that I could take bookkeeping...
Never used the shorthand, but I never cared either. One whole year in a class with 14 girls... an NO OTHER GUYS
(I larned bunches... but not the shorthand)
I needed an easy class to fill out my schedule, so I took homeech. I learn a lot of great things to cook that were really easy to make and I was the only guy in the class. I don't think I ever got that much attention in any class, or anywhere for that matter. It was a great time!
LuvHurts51: That's not what they taught us. They lined us up out in the hall, had us all sit against the wall with our legs crossed, then tuck our heads down low, and kiss our butts goodbye.
I bet you went far out in the biz world having been taught how to kiss butts so well, and getting all that practice.
Sorry no offense meant, i just got this really funny mental picture.
JeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)6,482 posts
LuvHurts51: That's not what they taught us. They lined us up out in the hall, had us all sit against the wall with our legs crossed, then tuck our heads down low, and kiss our butts goodbye.
I like hiding under the desk better, but kissing my own butt back then might have been fun. I wonder how it would have been if you could have kissed each other's butts goodbye ?
Jeeepers: We were taught to hide under our desks in case of a nuclear attack back when I was in elementary school. Sort of like "Stop, Drop and Roll" !
hey jeeps ours was called 'duck and cover'.
most useless thing: after several years of having my hand swatted with two wooden yardsticks taped together with black electrician tape (she could reach across two aisles that way..lol) i had to 'mirror write' everything backwards for the good part of a year because i was left handed.
so did i learn to write with my write hand ?...nope
did i learn to have some issues with authority ?...yup
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I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...