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May 14, 2012 6:26 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
For me it was "Folk Dancing" and "Marching".
I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...

laugh
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May 14, 2012 6:36 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
IamTab
IamTabIamTabCookeville, Tennessee USA77 Threads 341 Posts
DjWabbet: For me it was "Folk Dancing" and "Marching".
I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...


What about all the things they taught us that were proven plain out wrong?
like electricity flows from negative to positive
like Dinosaurs died out before modern man
An archaeologist in Texas has fossilized footprints of modern man with a dino. Can't tell if the man is stalking the dino or the dino stalking the man, but both footprints are very clear.
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May 14, 2012 6:42 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
EagleWoman
EagleWomanEagleWomanMalaga, Andalusia Spain22 Threads 4,719 Posts
DjWabbet: For me it was "Folk Dancing" and "Marching".
I dont know what sort of drugs our teachers were on, but they must have had a right old laughing fit at us marching and folk dancing...


Modern maths like 2b+ 3c = xyz

I´m a linguist and those maths formulae haven´t helped my one bit!! doh
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May 14, 2012 6:43 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
We were taught to hide under our desks in case of a nuclear attack back when I was in elementary school. Sort of like "Stop, Drop and Roll" !
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May 14, 2012 6:44 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
IamTab: What about all the things they taught us that were proven plain out wrong?
like electricity flows from negative to positive
like Dinosaurs died out before modern man
An archaeologist in Texas has fossilized footprints of modern man with a dino. Can't tell if the man is stalking the dino or the dino stalking the man, but both footprints are very clear.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing I remember a substitute science teacher telling us that electricity flowed from positive to negative because we were in the southern hemisphere.. not entirely sure if he was taking the piss at the time...rolling on the floor laughing
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May 14, 2012 6:48 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
Sunnydaze14
Sunnydaze14Sunnydaze14Dublin, Ireland105 Threads 3 Polls 2,870 Posts
the most useless thing I learned was Shorthand writing. I would take dictation and then couldn't read back the squiggles I wrote!
Never used it in my working life.
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May 14, 2012 6:52 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
GalwayGuy35
GalwayGuy35GalwayGuy35galway, Galway Ireland25 Threads 1,537 Posts
I had to suffer the french language for 3 years despite having no interest in learning it. Waste of time.
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May 14, 2012 6:55 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
rivame
rivamerivamemelbourne, Victoria Australia54 Threads 3 Polls 4,601 Posts
How to dissect a frog was pretty high up on the list of useless....

lets face it Im not about to use it as a party trick laugh
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May 14, 2012 8:14 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
Ur_Knight
Ur_KnightUr_KnightWindsor, Ontario Canada10 Threads 2,176 Posts
Sunnydaze14: the most useless thing I learned was Shorthand writing. I would take dictation and then couldn't read back the squiggles I wrote!
Never used it in my working life.


I had to take shorthand so that I could take bookkeeping...

Never used the shorthand, but I never cared either. One whole year in a class with 14 girls... an NO OTHER GUYS wow grin

(I larned bunches... but not the shorthand) laugh
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May 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
LuvHurts51
LuvHurts51LuvHurts51Wichita, Kansas USA3 Threads 99 Posts
Jeeepers: We were taught to hide under our desks in case of a nuclear attack back when I was in elementary school. Sort of like "Stop, Drop and Roll" !


That's not what they taught us. They lined us up out in the hall, had us all sit against the wall with our legs crossed, then tuck our heads down low, and kiss our butts goodbye.
rolling on the floor laughing
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May 14, 2012 8:19 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
StillOfTheNight
StillOfTheNightStillOfTheNightClarenville Area, Newfoundland Canada11 Threads 2,832 Posts
I never learned much of anything so I don't know what would be pointless
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May 14, 2012 8:26 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
IamTab
IamTabIamTabCookeville, Tennessee USA77 Threads 341 Posts
Ur_Knight: I had to take shorthand so that I could take bookkeeping...

Never used the shorthand, but I never cared either. One whole year in a class with 14 girls... an NO OTHER GUYS

(I larned bunches... but not the shorthand)


I needed an easy class to fill out my schedule, so I took homeech. I learn a lot of great things to cook that were really easy to make and I was the only guy in the class. I don't think I ever got that much attention in any class, or anywhere for that matter. It was a great time!
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May 14, 2012 8:32 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
I was a good student and found use in most things, but out 6th grade science projects were dumm
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May 14, 2012 8:36 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
IamTab
IamTabIamTabCookeville, Tennessee USA77 Threads 341 Posts
LuvHurts51: That's not what they taught us. They lined us up out in the hall, had us all sit against the wall with our legs crossed, then tuck our heads down low, and kiss our butts goodbye.


I bet you went far out in the biz world having been taught how to kiss butts so well, and getting all that practice.
rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing

Sorry no offense meant, i just got this really funny mental picture.
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May 14, 2012 8:48 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
LuvHurts51
LuvHurts51LuvHurts51Wichita, Kansas USA3 Threads 99 Posts
IamTab: I bet you went far out in the biz world having been taught how to kiss butts so well, and getting all that practice.

Sorry no offense meant, i just got this really funny mental picture.


No offense taken. It didn't do me any good in business at all since the ony butt I learned to kiss was my own.
dunno
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May 14, 2012 9:11 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
Jeeepers
JeeepersJeeepersCowpet Bay, Saint Thomas Virgin Islands (USA)21 Threads 6,482 Posts
LuvHurts51: That's not what they taught us. They lined us up out in the hall, had us all sit against the wall with our legs crossed, then tuck our heads down low, and kiss our butts goodbye.
laugh I like hiding under the desk better, but kissing my own butt back then might have been fun. I wonder how it would have been if you could have kissed each other's butts goodbye ? lips lips

rolling on the floor laughing
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May 14, 2012 10:13 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
maryrachelle
maryrachellemaryrachelleBathurst, New Brunswick Canada27 Threads 1,370 Posts
Having to go at all.
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May 14, 2012 10:30 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
anilag
anilaganilagStaten Island, New York USA12 Threads 412 Posts
To write with my right hand, sinse I was born lefty..wink
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May 14, 2012 11:30 PM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
jono7
jono7jono7Out West, British Columbia Canada3 Threads 8,017 Posts
Jeeepers: We were taught to hide under our desks in case of a nuclear attack back when I was in elementary school. Sort of like "Stop, Drop and Roll" !


hey jeeps wave
ours was called 'duck and cover'.

most useless thing:
after several years of having my hand swatted with two wooden yardsticks taped together with black electrician tape (she could reach across two aisles that way..lol) i had to 'mirror write' everything backwards for the good part of a year because i was left handed.

so did i learn to write with my write hand ?...nope

did i learn to have some issues with authority ?...yup
grin
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May 15, 2012 2:23 AM CST What was the most pointless or useless thing you learned at school?
Entusiasmo
EntusiasmoEntusiasmoSomewhere, Murcia Spain100 Posts
the Pythagorean theorem.
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