1,000,000 Excuses ( Archived) (29)

May 27, 2012 8:41 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
UriahXG
UriahXGUriahXGLindstrom, Minnesota USA15 Threads 59 Posts
ok, guys, I need 1,000,000 different excuses that women have given you when they rejected you

the 1 millionth answer, will receive my eternal gratitude

with that, let's beginhead banger
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May 27, 2012 9:14 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
UriahXG: ok, guys, I need 1,000,000 different excuses that women have given you when they rejected you

the 1 millionth answer, will receive my eternal gratitude

with that, let's begin



A classical one:

You are too much for me and you deserve better!
But it could go both ways.

laugh


Why do you need them for?




confused
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May 27, 2012 11:59 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
UriahXG
UriahXGUriahXGLindstrom, Minnesota USA15 Threads 59 Posts
lifeisadream: A classical one:

You are too much for me and you deserve better!
But it could go both ways.

Why do you need them for?


it's just a game, it's for fun, and also to warn guys against these
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May 27, 2012 12:16 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
sirLarryIII
sirLarryIIIsirLarryIIIClump, Kildare Ireland72 Threads 9 Polls 2,016 Posts
The one i get often is "im young and beautiful,your old and smelly" Its just an excuse though,i dont pay it much heed.
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May 27, 2012 7:33 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
sirLarryIII: The one i get often is "im young and beautiful,your old and smelly" Its just an excuse though,i dont pay it much heed.


That's funny! laugh
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May 27, 2012 11:26 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
bubbles2012
bubbles2012bubbles2012Southern Brisbane, Queensland Australia22 Threads 1 Polls 784 Posts
Abagail: That's funny!



Look I've got places to go and things that I wanna do before I settle down and I can't committ to you in the short term....(said by ex when we broke up the first time - 12 months later we married)...doh
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May 28, 2012 7:32 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
I have to say, I am guilty of extreme honesty. I recall saying to a guy once, "That was fun, but I don't particularly like you...so I have no desire to see you again".
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May 29, 2012 4:32 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
Abagail: I have to say, I am guilty of extreme honesty. I recall saying to a guy once, "That was fun, but I don't particularly like you...so I have no desire to see you again".

I'm told that a lot. I usually just hear, ".........have a nice life."
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May 29, 2012 4:50 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
........er were you a brave soldier in the boar war..!!!!!doh doh rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing laugh
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May 29, 2012 4:54 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uHappygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
UriahXG: ok, guys, I need 1,000,000 different excuses that women have given you when they rejected you

the 1 millionth answer, will receive my eternal gratitude

with that, let's begin
I usually tell the truth...."this just isn't going to work" Then when that does not work I get very mad and that worksgrin





uh oh
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May 29, 2012 4:55 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
trueheart1941: ........er were you a brave soldier in the boar war..!!!!!

laugh
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May 29, 2012 4:58 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
Happygolucky4u: I usually tell the truth...."this just isn't going to work" Then when that does not work I get and that works
hi......HAPPY.......do you really...........wave wave hug hug
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May 29, 2012 5:12 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
Happygolucky4u
Happygolucky4uHappygolucky4uTreasure Coast, Florida USA25 Threads 4 Polls 6,241 Posts
trueheart1941: hi......HAPPY.......do you really...........
Hi ya handsome batting I think you know that would be how I would handle something like that. Why waste their time or mine if I know it is not going to work? teddybear


By the way I want be over tonight I have to wash my hair talk to hand Not an excuse my hair is really dirty uncertain
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May 29, 2012 5:16 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
Happygolucky4u: Hi ya handsome I think you know that would be how I would handle something like that. Why waste their time or mine if I know it is not going to work? By the way I want be over tonight I have to wash my hair Not an excuse my hair is really dirty
.....sure........if your hair is as dirty as my thoughts..........it must be ...long overdue.......rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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May 29, 2012 7:48 PM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
Another one:


You are great, interesting such a wonderful person that I would love to have a relationship with you BUT distance is a problem and it is only because of distance!


rolling on the floor laughing


Where did I hear that??


teddy
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May 30, 2012 1:58 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
bubbles2012
bubbles2012bubbles2012Southern Brisbane, Queensland Australia22 Threads 1 Polls 784 Posts
your nice, and I really like you, but you're not what I am looking for -
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May 30, 2012 2:04 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
bubbles2012
bubbles2012bubbles2012Southern Brisbane, Queensland Australia22 Threads 1 Polls 784 Posts
bubbles2012: your nice, and I really like you, but you're not what I am looking for -


Dating in the cyberspace



no yahoo.com addresses or I will delete you.....



grin
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May 30, 2012 2:56 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
galrads: I'm told that a lot. I usually just hear, ".........have a nice life."


giggle ... at least they were polite!
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May 30, 2012 4:16 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
trueheart1941
trueheart1941trueheart1941brentwood essex, Essex, England UK27 Threads 8,005 Posts
lifeisadream: Another one:You are great, interesting such a wonderful person that I would love to have a relationship with you BUT distance is a problem and it is only because of distance! Where did I hear that??
.....ha........many times......what a convenient word........comfort comfort handshake
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May 30, 2012 9:18 AM CST 1,000,000 Excuses
lifeisadream
lifeisadreamlifeisadreamMexi Go, Mexico State Mexico156 Threads 20 Polls 16,713 Posts
trueheart1941: .....ha........many times......what a convenient word........


comfort




tongue


handshake
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