Cleaning the toilet ( Archived) (13)

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:
1. Put both lids of the toilet up! and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe himwhile you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.
You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds.Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times.This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can,and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet,streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.




Sincerely,
The Dog

p.s. Sorry Catwmn

I was going to say, don't let the lady of the litterbox get ahold of this one...

OMG!! That was too funny. Being a cat owner myself, I could sure relate to the safety issues.
Kat

I hope cat forgives me

HAHAHAH!
keep this thread away from my daughter...

my daughter grew up with our 5 year old deaf cat...she once tried to wash him in the toilet when he was 3 months...and I got there in time cause I heard the toilet flush(she was only 2 and a half...imagine

then one day not knowing where my cat was I heard a muffled meow...he was in the metal pedal garbage bag in my entrance closet...lol...

but the worst..he was stuck in a box for 15 min or so...she never realized when she walked away she had left him there or not knowing...she never did anything else again to him after and he's the best cat...

we have Tommie 5 year old white cat
Willie grey white patch 3 month and his sister Henrietta who is black and grey tiger...beautiful and all get along and sleep with the kids!!!

thanks for sharing..great but poor memories for Tommie..was easier for the new cats!!

That's why i let my ex keep the cat

Thanks, Cat. I will keep this in mind. I just have my schnauzer. My cousin left a cat but I haven't seen it in sometime. I do miss it because mom said it was a great mouser. I met a lady with a schnauzer in heat that looked identical to mine but we had to have our schnauzer fixed when we lived in housing. I would love to have a bobcat because that was our class mascot and there are bobcats here. I don't I will get one though because they can be quite dangerous.

Good thing they have 9 lives !

all you have to do is light a cherry bomb
toss it in than flush it
than you will not have to worry about cleaning it again
but just make sure you shut the door after you flush