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mcattackdublin, Dublin Ireland219 Threads 13 Polls 6,626 PostsWhat was the biggest lie you ever told?? who did you tell it too and did you ever get caught?? 
mcattack: What was the biggest lie you ever told?? who did you tell it too and did you ever get caught??
Great idea for a thread
OP goes first, while I think about it......
mcattack: What was the biggest lie you ever told?? who did you tell it too and did you ever get caught??
I don't tell lies 
Told lies like loads but wouldn't class any as huge
mcattack: What was the biggest lie you ever told?? who did you tell it too and did you ever get caught??
It was probably when I was 3 or 4 years old. I hid my Dad's car keys and pleaded innocence when asked if I'd seen/gone near them. Wees later my mother found where I'd hid them: in an old, unused saucepan that was under the kitchen sink. My mother happened to be cleaning out the cupboard and found them.
Other than that I was a really good girl and still am. Never tell lies
MermaidDreams: It was probably when I was 3 or 4 years old. I hid my Dad's car keys and pleaded innocence when asked if I'd seen/gone near them. Wees later my mother found where I'd hid them: in an old, unused saucepan that was under the kitchen sink. My mother happened to be cleaning out the cupboard and found them.
Other than that I was a really good girl and still am. Never tell lies
Other than that I was a really good girl and still am. Never tell lies
Stupid letter 'K' on this keyboard
Needless to say that should read 'weeks' not 'wees'
'til death do us part...... 
years ago...i used to wear an old engagement ring on my right hand..(family pass down) and if a gimp was trying to chat me up in a club id discreetly change the hand i was wearing it on and tell him i was engaged..and grab the nearest male mate to be the "fiance"
i did tell one huge porker a few years back..but i cant actually tell to protect the innocent..but it was huge.
i did tell one huge porker a few years back..but i cant actually tell to protect the innocent..but it was huge.
fifitheminx: LMAO!!
for a split second i thought u were talking to macca!
for a split second i thought u were talking to macca!
I always liked Macca.
sofarsogood74: I always liked Macca.
i know...u love him like no other..he makes u feel like no man has or ever could..
fifitheminx: i know...u love him like no other..he makes u feel like no man has or ever could..
He will be my first.
sofarsogood74: He will be my first.
and ur last...cos after him...u couldnt love another
sofarsogood74: Its not the body that interests me...its the mind!
bet uve never told anyone that before either..!
fifitheminx: bet uve never told anyone that before either..!
Never!
fifitheminx: bet uve never told anyone that before either..!
Never!
rang the fire brigade once and told them there was a fire in the school,the evacuated the whole place,gave me an extra hour to do homework,twas a bit extreme!
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