Most Women want commitment (312)
jenny68: What if she wants to watch it with ya
That's ok, as long as she stays quiet and fetches the beer from the fridge.
chancer_mcgancer: Then its best if she just says nothing and lets me shoutHalf time seeing to if she's lucky
Half time lasts how long....??
MimiKate: Half time lasts how long....??
Long enough for you to get jelly-legs
chancer_mcgancer: Long enough for you to get jelly-legs
yeeeah yeeeah 
MimiKate: yeeeah yeeeah
Ah you just dont get how much football boils the blood. Has to be let out somewhere
chancer_mcgancer: Ah you just dont get how much football boils the blood. Has to be let out somewhere
Fair enough...15 min jog round the block so! 
MimiKate: Fair enough...15 min jog round the block so!
you shouldnt call the female body a block
it is a lustful thing of beauty and all parts should be seen tojenny68: Very simplistic and old fashioned way of looking at it
and wrong,
ohwiseone: and wrong,
Absolutely
tho I wouldnt be surprised to see a few posts appear to the contrary 
ohwiseone: Is it you
Yes, it's me. I'm a devil for the auld lesbo's. Can't get enough of them.
Phoenix: The burning question Face is this..Did they go up the hill to fetch a pail of water?
She might have, while he shouted incoherant instruction from some comfy spot
Fraya: She might have, while he shouted incoherant instruction from some comfy spot
Are we talking the infamous G one (that probably doesn't exist<--ladies it's all in the mind)..
Phoenix: There's more than one...Would I need a sat nav to help me find them (incase I get lost)
Oh no. All done the old fashioned way...by feel.
facetowardsfront: Their body, their business and all that.
Slow down Face...What is hers is ours..What is mine is mine.
Fraya: Oh no. All done the old fashioned way...by feel.
Paying for dinner, kiss me (her) over the garden gate and all that jazz..The old fashioned caveman style with a club, would that work?
Phoenix: Paying for dinner, kiss me (her) over the garden gate and all that jazz..The old fashioned caveman style with a club, would that work?
Dosnt The gospel according to Face state that I have the club now? I'll put an L plate on it
Fraya: Dosnt The gospel according to Face state that I have the club now? I'll put an L plate on it
Is the L short for girly lesbi friends (or does it have a hidden meaning)?
Phoenix: Slow down Face...What is hers is ours..What is mine is mine.
That only works for women. "What's his is ours, what's ours is mine"
Fraya: I applaud your commpassion for womankind. A collective sigh of relief.
Lezcakas renounce the nem woman because it has 'man' in it. They prefer wymmin, wimmmin or wombyn. You'd have been eat alive on Greenham Common for expressing such patriarchial sentiments.
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Then its best if she just says nothing and lets me shout
Half time seeing to if she's lucky