What's one of the dumbest things you have done (34)
lastwaltzSunshine Coast, Queensland Australia7 Threads 143 PostsI burnt my finger today so I put some ice in a cup filled it with water and put my finger in it was so good. Then I boiled some water for a cup of tea, put a tea bag in my iced water and my finger in the boiling water 
.Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one 
.Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one 
lastwaltz: I burnt my finger today so I put some ice in a cup filled it with water and put my finger in it was so good. Then I boiled some water for a cup of tea, put a tea bag in my iced water and my finger in the boiling water .Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one
i think i top that when i grab an exhaust to shake it after 4hours of driving
lolshorty: i think i top that when i grab an exhaust to shake it after 4hours of driving
WTF are you shaking your exhaust for
Yep you win so far lol
lastwaltz: I burnt my finger today so I put some ice in a cup filled it with water and put my finger in it was so good. Then I boiled some water for a cup of tea, put a tea bag in my iced water and my finger in the boiling water .Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one
Oh, dont panic, I do dumb stuff all the time.. I made my plants a banana milkshake the other night, on the assumption that milk has calcium, that garlic destroys all pests, that banana has potassium, and bi carbonate soda will destroy fungus...
and I made a bloody mess in the kitchen as well...
Then I spent about an hour spraying the 50 odd roses I have leaf by leaf... lol...
lastwaltz: WTF are you shaking your exhaust for
Yep you win so far lol
Yep you win so far lol
i know right
frozen peas became my favourite item
lastwaltz: I burnt my finger today so I put some ice in a cup filled it with water and put my finger in it was so good. Then I boiled some water for a cup of tea, put a tea bag in my iced water and my finger in the boiling water .Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one
Gee its hard to pinpoint one out of couple of million lastwaltz: I burnt my finger today so I put some ice in a cup filled it with water and put my finger in it was so good. Then I boiled some water for a cup of tea, put a tea bag in my iced water and my finger in the boiling water .Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one
Ok I had to backup in a cul-de-sac this one time in the work truck, using my mirrors and camera, I forgot about the rear bubble on the truck as I was positioning it, I took out a wall and a light posts in one movement, the boss was scratching his head latter and asked how the hell did you do that?
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!
Blizzard14u: Ok I had to backup in a cul-de-sac this one time in the work truck, using my mirrors and camera, I forgot about the rear bubble on the truck as I was positioning it, I took out a wall and a light posts in one movement, the boss was scratching his head latter and asked how the hell did you do that?
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!
Gosh, did your boss make you pay for it...
Hi every one,hope all are well.
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
Ok I had to backup in a cul-de-sac this one time in the work truck, using my mirrors and camera, I forgot about the rear bubble on the truck as I was positioning it, I took out a wall and a light posts in one movement, the boss was scratching his head latter and asked how the hell did you do that?
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!
did you get a promotion????
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!
did you get a promotion????
Nature123: Hi every one,hope all are well.
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
i feel better now
lolshorty: Ok I had to backup in a cul-de-sac this one time in the work truck, using my mirrors and camera, I forgot about the rear bubble on the truck as I was positioning it, I took out a wall and a light posts in one movement, the boss was scratching his head latter and asked how the hell did you do that?
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!did you get a promotion????
I said it wasn’t easy but I did my best!
Make a note too yourselves, never tell the boss what he wants to hear, or he could have a hart attack!did you get a promotion????
No, but it’s a govt job so I cant get sacked either!
Blizzard14u: No, but it’s a govt job so I cant get sacked either!
more practise
Nature123: Hi every one,hope all are well.
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
If this was a competition I recon you win hands down ....it's cool when you can laugh at yourself aye, thanks for sharing 
lastwaltz: Hey lolshorty, we are still in the top three of dumb
not so lonely on the top
....The biggest dummy 
....beats the biggest loser Nature123: Hi every one,hope all are well.
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
Was walking in big w. store one day,walked straight into a big piece of glass,my girls said are you ok mum,laughing. Yer so got on my feet and started walking next thing flat on my back walked into another piece of glass,lol girls just walked away in shame.
Purchased a new lighter for the car,put it in the socket and it popped out,I looked at the end to see if it was red and working, no it wasn't red so I stuck my thumb on it to see if it was working,
Dam thing was working alright,had my thumb on ice for three hours.lol
Haha, they are gold!!Coming from someone who has almost cut off 2 fingers in separate occassions
When I was about 8 I almost severed my middle finger on my right hand because I wanted to put a beer in my mud pie. I was trying to crack open a hot beer on a rock and it exploded sending a piece of glass most the way through my finger. Still cant bend the end of it as I cut the tendon. Lost a lot of blood in defiance of telling mum and dad too, we did our own first aid by putting it in a dirty glass jar that we found in the paddock with water in it.
Then just last year, I was reupholstering my dining setting using a round knife like a pizza cutter to cut the vinyl and it slipped and ran right over my left thumb. I actually saw it open up, the white flesh then blood everywhere. Had to get mum to take me to emergency and had 5 external and one internal stitch as it was quite deep.
In response to: I burnt my finger today so I put some ice in a cup filled it with water and put my finger in it was so good. Then I boiled some water for a cup of tea, put a tea bag in my iced water and my finger in the boiling water .Recon I am dumb and dumber all wrapped up in one
forgot to check that the milk vat was cooling............had to give the boss $1500well with this one I didnt get injured but I still reckon it is as funny as...
I ride a motorbike normally, and hadnt ridden my push bike for ages, decided to go for a ride.
I was a bit wobbly and slow but wobbled my way to the bike path.
There is a bit of an incline up to the path and me in my wisdom turned the throttle.....
only trouble was the throttle was my legs not the handle grips.
nearly fell off the pushy laughing at what I had done!
I ride a motorbike normally, and hadnt ridden my push bike for ages, decided to go for a ride.
I was a bit wobbly and slow but wobbled my way to the bike path.
There is a bit of an incline up to the path and me in my wisdom turned the throttle.....
only trouble was the throttle was my legs not the handle grips.
nearly fell off the pushy laughing at what I had done!
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