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Apr 24, 2005 7:05 PM CST Fortune Cookie
arabella
arabellaarabellaNear Farmington, Maine USA98 Threads 1 Polls 6,199 Posts
I opened a fortune cookie today and it said, "You will enjoy good health; you will be surrounded by luxury". Not bad, huh? When you open your next fortune cookie, what do you hope it will say?
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Apr 24, 2005 7:08 PM CST Fortune Cookie
Drkeyedbeauty
DrkeyedbeautyDrkeyedbeautyToledo, Ohio USA7 Threads 336 Posts
"you're life is proof that god has a sense of humor"
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Apr 25, 2005 3:52 PM CST Fortune Cookie
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
"Ruebenesque girls will be back in style,so get ready cause you will have so many men they will have to take a number."
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Apr 25, 2005 6:33 PM CST Fortune Cookie
shelby_1966
shelby_1966shelby_1966Morehead, USA4 Threads 310 Posts
The love of your life is waiting just around the corner.
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Apr 25, 2005 6:48 PM CST Fortune Cookie
SassifiedSingle
SassifiedSingleSassifiedSingleKenton, USA1 Threads 19 Posts
"your life long happiness is on its way"
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Apr 25, 2005 10:51 PM CST Fortune Cookie
Chiron
ChironChironMason City, Iowa USA2 Threads 35 Posts
I'm with cutelildevilsmom on this one! That's definitely the cookie I want. :o)
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Apr 26, 2005 7:43 AM CST Fortune Cookie
bonaircat
bonaircatbonaircatRichmond, Virginia USA3 Threads 152 Posts
Me, too! Me, too!


The other day at lunch my co-worker and I got the identical message in our cookies - it cracked us up!
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Apr 26, 2005 11:45 AM CST Fortune Cookie
LSUFAN2005
LSUFAN2005LSUFAN2005Moss Point, USA1 Threads 9 Posts
Mine would say,
"Okay it is your turn, you have endured enough, get ready for everything you ever wished for" LOL
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Apr 27, 2005 12:09 AM CST Fortune Cookie
crazyboynva
crazyboynvacrazyboynvaTucson, Arizona USA25 Threads 485 Posts
Mine would say "CALM DOWN, YOU'RE GONNA RUN YOURSELF INTO A WALL!"...the warning would be nice, cause I did run face first into a wall tonight...ouch!
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Apr 27, 2005 4:39 PM CST Fortune Cookie
bonaircat
bonaircatbonaircatRichmond, Virginia USA3 Threads 152 Posts
do you guys (that's y'all, Rob) play the add "in bed" game ?


As in "you will have much success" in bed
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Apr 27, 2005 5:38 PM CST Fortune Cookie
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
Cathy I have had many sucesses in bed but *sigh* then I woke up.
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Apr 27, 2005 6:17 PM CST Fortune Cookie
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
My third eye has been working over time,and you get what you need,not what you want,and I have been more then fourtunate as to say that I have gotten what I need,so the extra that is coming my way is just a little extrta that I plan to share with the lot of ya,so guess what ....ENJOY...on me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


See you on the other side.
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Apr 27, 2005 6:39 PM CST Fortune Cookie
cutelildevilsmom
cutelildevilsmomcutelildevilsmomportsmouth, New Hampshire USA60 Threads 7,772 Posts
thanx starlite.
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Apr 27, 2005 8:37 PM CST Fortune Cookie
bonaircat
bonaircatbonaircatRichmond, Virginia USA3 Threads 152 Posts
Yes, thanks,
cat
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May 18, 2005 7:18 AM CST Fortune Cookie
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
Inside my fortune cookie today says that I will go riding on a fine young buck.....HOWDY!!!!!!
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Jan 2, 2006 3:07 PM CST Fortune Cookie
starliteisbrite
starliteisbritestarliteisbriteThe planet earth....:), Ontario Canada56 Threads 7,327 Posts
Sometimes what is right in fromt of you you can not see,not because you are blind,but because you don't want it to appear as it does.
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Jan 2, 2006 3:30 PM CST Fortune Cookie
txangel
txangeltxangelfairfield, USA13 Threads 422 Posts
that i will never have to worry about my kids not being happy and healthy
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Jan 2, 2006 6:07 PM CST Fortune Cookie
RainbowSlider
RainbowSliderRainbowSliderYellville, USA171 Threads 7,174 Posts
The answer you are looking for is on another fortune cookie. Have fun finding it, lol.
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Jan 2, 2006 6:09 PM CST Fortune Cookie
Tumpa
TumpaTumpaottawa, Ontario Canada88 Threads 7,091 Posts
let's hope so....I miss my Renaissance period....
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Jan 2, 2006 6:12 PM CST Fortune Cookie
CrashNo2
CrashNo2CrashNo2Fairborn, USA13 Threads 920 Posts
"You can do this"
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