This should go down well and it's in the correct place!!! ( Archived) (8)

Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel
"pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the promised land."

Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said,
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."

Then Tony Blair and Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses,
raised the price of camels, sold off our gold and mortgaged the promised land.

Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country,
(he hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my fuel bills,
lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant bankers",
is squandering our money in overseas aid and has increased VAT to 20%.

I got so depressed last night that I called the Samaritans.
They diverted my call to a call centre in Pakistan.
I told them I was suicidal; they got very excited and asked if I could drive a truck....

seems it has come Full Circle!
If you drive that Truck you'll end up in the Promised Land as well,even getting 72Virgins to boot!

About the only place you'll find any Conrad

velsix lets see 50years ago before harold took over wasnt it called great
britain good old socialism never fails to bring a country to its knees
the joke was very funny however its sad very sad but true keep up the good work