ROMANTIC ??? (18)
LOL......I get so many unexpected calls while on the dunny...........you gave me a good laugh.
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Hiya Boom! 
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Awwww... I'm gonna try that ... how lovely
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My advice to him is to text something like..
'I'm afraid I've not been totally honest with you'.. and then not text again for 2 days.
This would get you thinking about him and prevent you from taking him for granted. And I'd bet that the next time you saw him after this would be the most eager that you've ever been to see him.
Although, him doing this now would be too incongruent and there's a good chance of him getting dumped because this clashes with his past sappy behaviour.
'I'm afraid I've not been totally honest with you'.. and then not text again for 2 days.
This would get you thinking about him and prevent you from taking him for granted. And I'd bet that the next time you saw him after this would be the most eager that you've ever been to see him.
Although, him doing this now would be too incongruent and there's a good chance of him getting dumped because this clashes with his past sappy behaviour.
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Obstinance_Works: My advice to him is to text something like..
'I'm afraid I've not been totally honest with you'.. and then not text again for 2 days.
This would get you thinking about him and prevent you from taking him for granted. And I'd bet that the next time you saw him after this would be the most eager that you've ever been to see him.
Although, him doing this now would be too incongruent and there's a good chance of him getting dumped because this clashes with his past sappy behaviour.
'I'm afraid I've not been totally honest with you'.. and then not text again for 2 days.
This would get you thinking about him and prevent you from taking him for granted. And I'd bet that the next time you saw him after this would be the most eager that you've ever been to see him.
Although, him doing this now would be too incongruent and there's a good chance of him getting dumped because this clashes with his past sappy behaviour.
Which isn't to say that he shouldn't try. I mean let's face it, if you're willing to belittle, disrespect and humiliate him in this way on here then the writing's on the wall for your relationship anyway.
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Obstinance_Works: Which isn't to say that he shouldn't try. I mean let's face it, if you're willing to belittle, disrespect and humiliate him in this way on here then the writing's on the wall for your relationship anyway.
Oops he's an ex already, why am I not in the slightest surprised.
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Seriously, this joke thread says more about what women actually want than anything else. A joke is a very serious thing as Churchill once wisely said. Women say they want men to be more understanding and talk about feelings more, but the reality is that you take the piss out of them for being soft and sensitive.
I notice the CS men are notable by their absence, the thread's a bit too close to the bone I expect, a bit too much like the unwitting mistakes they themselves have been making all these years.
I notice the CS men are notable by their absence, the thread's a bit too close to the bone I expect, a bit too much like the unwitting mistakes they themselves have been making all these years.
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boomboom_uk: My ex, being the romantic sort, always sent me text it went something like this:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
Well I hope he reads this and gets abit of sence you obviously do not deserve his time or attention. Right kick up the backside that should do it. He should scream next!!!!
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IRISHLASS74: Well I hope he reads this and gets abit of sence you obviously do not deserve his time or attention. Right kick up the backside that should do it. He should scream next!!!!
oops ex already. no surprise there then! Is he here on this site, im sure there are plenty of woman that would be happy to have such a kind and considerate man.
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IRISHLASS74: Well I hope he reads this and gets abit of sence you obviously do not deserve his time or attention. Right kick up the backside that should do it. He should scream next!!!!
Bravo
And yes he should scream next, but I have a sneaky suspicion that this man is more of a mewling mutterer of the nervous words "what next" said in the same tone as "life's so unfair" and "why does this keep happening to me".
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Obstinance_Works: Bravo
And yes he should scream next, but I have a sneaky suspicion that this man is more of a mewling mutterer of the nervous words "what next" said in the same tone as "life's so unfair" and "why does this keep happening to me".
And yes he should scream next, but I have a sneaky suspicion that this man is more of a mewling mutterer of the nervous words "what next" said in the same tone as "life's so unfair" and "why does this keep happening to me".
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boomboom_uk: My ex, being the romantic sort, always sent me text it went something like this:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
Aha!! You might have responded to the David Bowie version of "Cactus" where the lyrics go
" Just run outside in the desert heat
Make your dress all wet
and send it to me"
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Obstinance_Works: Seriously, this joke thread says more about what women actually want than anything else. A joke is a very serious thing as Churchill once wisely said. Women say they want men to be more understanding and talk about feelings more, but the reality is that you take the piss out of them for being soft and sensitive.
Fairly transparent really. Nothing like soft and sensitive to bring out the nagging, uncontrolled control freak female, which is probably why they spout that nonsense.
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boomboom_uk: My ex, being the romantic sort, always sent me text it went something like this:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.
This is a hilarious joke....it's been making the rounds on the internet for the longest time.
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The mens reactions on this thread are hilarious!
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venusenvy: The mens reactions on this thread are hilarious!
Aren't they just.
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If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
Me being , typically non-romantic, replied, I am on the toilet. Please advise.