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Oct 28, 2013 3:20 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight.



The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on them easily.



So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game.



The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.



The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00.

Then you ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says.



This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.



The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the Earth to the Moon?"



The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a

five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.



Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?"



The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net.



He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After an hour of searching, he finally gives up..



He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and goes right back to sleep.



The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"



The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.laugh wave
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Oct 28, 2013 3:25 PM CST Smart Senior
laugh wave
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Oct 28, 2013 3:26 PM CST Smart Senior
applause yay


that's the fastest return for that amount (480) on 10 dollars I've seen yet...lol
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Oct 28, 2013 3:26 PM CST Smart Senior
felixis99: that's the fastest return for that amount (480) on 10 dollars I've seen yet...lol


490.....doh laugh
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Oct 28, 2013 3:33 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
Hi Nulliwave
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Oct 28, 2013 3:34 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
felixis99: that's the fastest return for that amount (480) on 10 dollars I've seen yet...lol


Hi fleixis, yes a very good return on investment.laugh wave
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Oct 28, 2013 3:37 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn: Hi Nulli
Hello Gentleman Kennnwave
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Oct 28, 2013 3:49 PM CST Smart Senior
....what goes up/down at the same time......c.mon whos the clever big head......????????grin
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Oct 28, 2013 3:58 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
truheart1941: ....what goes up/down at the same time......c.mon whos the clever big head......????????

Hi Tru, I've got 5 dollars, what's the answer? laugh cheers
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Oct 28, 2013 4:03 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn: Hi Tru, I've got 5 dollars, what's the answer?
.....NO......worth $20.00.....snooty giggle
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Oct 28, 2013 4:22 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
truheart1941: .....NO......worth $20.00.....


Ok $20.00 if you can answer this, $5.00 if you can't.

What is so fragile that even saying it's name will break it?confused
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Oct 28, 2013 4:30 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn: Ok $20.00 if you can answer this, $5.00 if you can't.

What is so fragile that even saying it's name will break it?
.......mine is stairs.....grin cant I have a freebie.....??????rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 28, 2013 4:37 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
truheart1941: .......mine is stairs..... cant I have a freebie.....??????


You bet, we will call it even.handshake
My answer is "silence"laugh cheers
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Oct 28, 2013 4:42 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn: You bet, we will call it even.
My answer is "silence"
...hey that's good....thumbs up grin
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Oct 28, 2013 11:17 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
Here's another riddle for someone to answer....

What turns everything around but does so without moving?
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Oct 28, 2013 11:21 PM CST Smart Senior
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
kennn: Here's another riddle for someone to answer....

What turns everything around but does so without moving?


A mirror confused laugh
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Oct 28, 2013 11:25 PM CST Smart Senior
DaytonaDude
DaytonaDudeDaytonaDudeSouth Daytona, Florida USA33 Threads 3 Polls 2,403 Posts
kennn: Here's another riddle for someone to answer....

What turns everything around but does so without moving?


Alcohol dunno

laugh
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Oct 28, 2013 11:27 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
2intrigued: A mirror


Your too good Deb, Gunna have to ban you from guessing. laugh hug
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Oct 28, 2013 11:30 PM CST Smart Senior
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
kennn: Your too good Deb, Gunna have to ban you from guessing.


Where's my $500 giggle laugh hug
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Oct 28, 2013 11:37 PM CST Smart Senior
kennn
kennnkennnMedicine Hat, Alberta Canada25 Threads 5,299 Posts
2intrigued: Where's my $500

I am not a lawyer Deb, but I still have the $5.00 I was going to give Tru. laugh bouquet
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