What Our Profiles Should Say (25)
i got more messages/views when i had my dog in my my main pic . ... i have to change my profile with my dog description... i think ! 
besides that, .... stubborn and shy (have to add that).
besides that, .... stubborn and shy (have to add that).
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Bogart_1960: i got more messages/views when i had my dog in my my main pic . ... i have to change my profile with my dog description... i think !
besides that, .... stubborn and shy (have to add that).
besides that, .... stubborn and shy (have to add that).
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StillOfTheNight: We write out profiles usually with the intent to make ourselves more desirable and appealing to whoever is looking at it. Many of us however leave out details that would be a difference maker to those looking at our profiles.
This is what my profile currently says:
I am just here to make some friends, been here before and am back again lol. Not looking for a relationship right now but who knows what could happen.
This is what my profile SHOULD say:
I am a welfare bum with nothing better to do than spend my days online and smoke dope till my head spins.
This is what my profile currently says:
I am just here to make some friends, been here before and am back again lol. Not looking for a relationship right now but who knows what could happen.
This is what my profile SHOULD say:
I am a welfare bum with nothing better to do than spend my days online and smoke dope till my head spins.
Men should only change the profile depending on if we are looking for a wife or an "Activity partner".
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i see a pattern
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Bogart_1960: i got more messages/views when i had my dog in my my main pic . ... i have to change my profile with my dog description... i think !
besides that, .... stubborn and shy (have to add that).
besides that, .... stubborn and shy (have to add that).
Wait a minute... slow down. I am making notes...
He's stubborn and sh -- Wait a minute... Did he say "shy"? Look at that! And, and... over here he says that hat "scares some people"... what the -- Okay, lemme get this straight. 
He's stubborn and shy and I'm "scared"... Well... ok... if that's how he wants to play it... 
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CailinCallaghan: Wait a minute... slow down. I am making notes... He's stubborn and sh -- Wait a minute... Did he say "shy"? Look at that! And, and... over here he says that hat "scares some people"... what the -- Okay, lemme get this straight. He's stubborn and shy and I'm "scared"... Well... ok... if that's how he wants to play it...
... Sweet mother mercy.
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I think a man should be truthful in his profile and state when he prefers chocolate over kissing. 
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Kaybee50: I think a man should be truthful in his profile and state when he prefers chocolate over kissing.
humm.. thats a thought one...
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Bogart_1960: humm.. thats a thought one...
Hey you with the chocolate smeared all over your face.
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Kaybee50: Hey you with the chocolate smeared all over your face.
it was not chocolate, it was oreos.... not in my face at all. (well at the end it was all over my face)
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OOps meant very nice man.
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Bogart_1960: nop, not anymore Ms Kaybee... just chocolate..... dark.
So you do prefer chocolate over kissing.
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Kaybee50: So you do prefer chocolate over kissing.
of course... have chocolate now...
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StillOfTheNight: We write out profiles usually with the intent to make ourselves more desirable and appealing to whoever is looking at it. Many of us however leave out details that would be a difference maker to those looking at our profiles.
This is what my profile currently says:
I am just here to make some friends, been here before and am back again lol. Not looking for a relationship right now but who knows what could happen.
This is what my profile SHOULD say:
I am a welfare bum with nothing better to do than spend my days online and smoke dope till my head spins.
wow!so ur wellfare money covers ur dope and Internet!God bless AmericaThis is what my profile currently says:
I am just here to make some friends, been here before and am back again lol. Not looking for a relationship right now but who knows what could happen.
This is what my profile SHOULD say:
I am a welfare bum with nothing better to do than spend my days online and smoke dope till my head spins.
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Bogart_1960: of course... have chocolate now...
I'm eating strawberries. I think the two go well together.
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Kaybee50: I'm eating strawberries. I think the two go well together.
nah... That's how the chocolate disintegrates!
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Bogart_1960: ... Sweet mother mercy. just curious, is this Hurricane Electric?...
It's whatever you want it to be, Darlin... Electric and wild, the sky on fire and the wind wailing like bean sidhe and heralding something MAGNIFICENT... and I like kissing over chocolate -- as dark and sweet as your eyes...
So you just put that dark elixir wherever you want your (as in banked up and reserved just for you) kisses. 
Ou longe a barca louca perde o norte... Pero no soy perdida y quién puede olvidar el alma del corazón?
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Bogart_1960: it was not chocolate, it was oreos.... not in my face at all. (well at the end it was all over my face)
Every time I get to pull out of date oreos off the shelf at the store I crush them in revenge for you.
(Your suffering shall not go unavenged!) 
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Bogart_1960: nah... That's how the chocolate disintegrates!
I'm think of a word, 4 letters, begins with a B, ends with a T. What could it be I wonder?
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This is what my profile currently says:
I am just here to make some friends, been here before and am back again lol. Not looking for a relationship right now but who knows what could happen.
This is what my profile SHOULD say:
I am a welfare bum with nothing better to do than spend my days online and smoke dope till my head spins.