what is your wish (52)
mollybaby: Love is free....penicillin is expensive
My willy was genetically engineered by an engineer.At this point its like the Vietnam Veteran of willys.I still have flashbacks
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online today!..I,m wishing my mothers only son...all the luck in the world..........
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sirLarryIII: My willy was genetically engineered by an engineer.At this point its like the Vietnam Veteran of willys.I still have flashbacks
I guess its better than being genetically engineered by a baker, a road-sweeper, or a florist, eh?
Am I clear on the fact that's different to 'genetically modified' then? Coz the first genetically modified produce in the UK was tomato puree...!
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sirLarryIII: My willy was genetically engineered by an engineer.At this point its like the Vietnam Veteran of willys.I still have flashbacks
I hope it doesn't have a dishonourable discharge
If it does, you may need expensive penicillin...
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truheart1941: ..I,m wishing my mothers only son...all the luck in the world..........
Good luck Tru, your mother didn't have ant (you) no offence me old son
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xxDandelionxx: I guess its better than being genetically engineered by a baker, a road-sweeper, or a florist, eh?
Am I clear on the fact that's different to 'genetically modified' then? Coz the first genetically modified produce in the UK was tomato puree...!
Am I clear on the fact that's different to 'genetically modified' then? Coz the first genetically modified produce in the UK was tomato puree...!
Id say you were genetically engineered by an artist with a beautiful vision
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online today!tomcatwarne: Good luck Tru, your mother didn't have ant (you) no offence me old son
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mollybaby: I hope it doesn't have a dishonourable discharge
If it does, you may need expensive penicillin...
If it does, you may need expensive penicillin...
How much penicillin have you got?
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sirLarryIII: How much penicillin have you got?
How dishknourable is the discharge??
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*dishonourable even!
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online today!mollybaby: How dishknourable is the discharge??
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truheart1941: ..in comparison.....a skunk smells like a spring flower.......
I have never had the (dis)pleasure of smelling a skunk..but i think it sounds infinitely than Larry's Vietnamese viper
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mollybaby: *dishonourable even!
Thats better,not as messy as the discharge previously
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truheart1941: ..in comparison.....a skunk smells like a spring flower.......
You have such a way with words
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mollybaby: I have never had the (dis)pleasure of smelling a skunk..but i think it sounds infinitely than Larry's Vietnamese viper
'Vietnamese viper'
I like that.Maybe get that tatooed on a really long part of my body like my waist 
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sirLarryIII: 'Vietnamese viper'I like that.Maybe get that tatooed on a really long part of my body like my waist
Most men who boast of an extra-long one, I usually divide in half and take off 2 inches for the BS,and then I have the correct length
You are playing the opposite game. Should I multiply by 2 and add 2 inches for the BS?
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mollybaby: Most men who boast of an extra-long one, I usually divide in half and take off 2 inches for the BS,and then I have the correct length
You are playing the opposite game. Should I multiply by 2 and add 2 inches for the BS?
You are playing the opposite game. Should I multiply by 2 and add 2 inches for the BS?
You silver tongued person
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mollybaby: Most men who boast of an extra-long one, I usually divide in half and take off 2 inches for the BS,and then I have the correct length
You are playing the opposite game. Should I multiply by 2 and add 2 inches for the BS?
Oh My..No ofence to amyone butYou are playing the opposite game. Should I multiply by 2 and add 2 inches for the BS?
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tomcatwarne: You silver tongued person
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My wish is to use that on politicans when being interviewed....
Nice idea but the polictical figures would just find a way around it.