If Men Were Lizards..... (73)
henonpause: Lizards have the characteristic of being able to detach their tails in times of danger, leaving it wriggling about whilst they make a quick getaway. They grow another later.
Wonder would this suit some men?
Wonder would this suit some men?
Is this not a sad depiction of men as mousey frightened creatures? Is this your experience? I wonder to the prompt for this thread?? Far more interesting I suspect.
I love watching the Lacerta agilis 
Fraya: Is this not a sad depiction of men as mousey frightened creatures? Is this your experience? I wonder to the prompt for this thread?? Far more interesting I suspect.
lol, I have never been with a mousy, frightened man, if you could even call someone like that a man. I like my men as they should be - real, possibly slightly cave-man like.
It's a lighthearted thread for a laugh. There is no psychoanalysis needed, I promise.
henonpause: lol, I have never been with a mousy, frightened man, if you could even call someone like that a man. I like my men as they should be - real, possibly slightly cave-man like.
It's a lighthearted thread for a laugh. There is no psychoanalysis needed, I promise.
theirs always an expert somewhere It's a lighthearted thread for a laugh. There is no psychoanalysis needed, I promise.
henonpause: lol, I have never been with a mousy, frightened man, if you could even call someone like that a man. I like my men as they should be - real, possibly slightly cave-man like.
It's a lighthearted thread for a laugh. There is no psychoanalysis needed, I promise.
It's a lighthearted thread for a laugh. There is no psychoanalysis needed, I promise.
In that case what does one do with the tail when the rest of him has run off to grow another one
Fraya: In that case what does one do with the tail when the rest of him has run off to grow another one
What would any sensible woman do with a tail 
I remember someone told me if you cut a worm in half it grows back together,
I Wonder did that worm I chopped in half get its other half back,.i think it did,
I Wonder did that worm I chopped in half get its other half back,.i think it did,
Fraya: In that case what does one do with the tail when the rest of him has run off to grow another one
Possibly freeze it? One never knows when one might need it again.
mjpd67: What would any sensible woman do with a tail
Um.... it's a euphamism. I guess she'd have to make it happy so that it keeps wagging?
euphemism 
mjpd67: theirs always an expert somewhere
You have the name of a good counsellor, mj? Might need one someday.
henonpause: You have the name of a good counsellor, mj? Might need one someday.
im past the point of rescue as the song goes 
mjpd67: no no you have a compressor now that shoots nails everywhere
How do you know what I have and have not got? You spying on me again?
Be that as it may, even compressors pack up from time to time. They deflate instead of inflate.
henonpause: How do you know what I have and have not got? You spying on me again?
Be that as it may, even compressors pack up from time to time. They deflate instead of inflate.
i hope you havent got what ive got Be that as it may, even compressors pack up from time to time. They deflate instead of inflate.
mjpd67: i hope you havent got what ive got
An empty bed in a shed with a view of Sky?
Na, I've a little more between the sheets than that
mjpd67: i hope you havent got what ive got
And shame, mj - you pick up an std? You should get that seen to.
henonpause: An empty bed in a shed with a view of Sky?
Na, I've a little more between the sheets than that
speaking of bed gonna make a cup of complan me thinks and watch tele in bed Na, I've a little more between the sheets than that
henonpause: And shame, mj - you pick up an std? You should get that seen to.
jesus another woman gone totally of the threads tonight are you and fraya smoking the same substance mjpd67: jesus another woman gone totally of the threads tonight are you and fraya smoking the same substance
Well, you did say you hope I don't have what you have. That's ominous, by anyone's standards lol.
Er.... what DO you have, mj?
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Wonder would this suit some men?