If Men Were Lizards..... (73)
PhoenixBelfast....., Antrim Ireland274 Threads 65 Polls 6,948 PostsWomen are lizards...Who eat furry things..
henonpause: Well, you did say you hope I don't have what you have. That's ominous, by anyone's standards lol.
Er.... what DO you have, mj?
im male your female DUH Er.... what DO you have, mj?
Phoenix: Women are lizards...Who eat furry things..
mjpd67: im male your female DUH
The DUH is on you, my friend. You think I'm female??
Phoenix: Women are lizards...Who eat furry things..
Some men shave, Phoenix...
henonpause: The DUH is on you, my friend. You think I'm female??
Fraya: In a nutshell.
MJ a counsellor?? When did that happen?
MJ a counsellor?? When did that happen?
No, I asked him if he KNEW a good counsellor - me thinks I may need one after extensive time on CS lol.
He probably lives with one
henonpause: Some men shave, Phoenix...
They're metro men!!!! They use more perfume than women..
MJ thinks I'm female. Guess that means never the twain shall meet, lest I scar him for life
Phoenix: They're metro men!!!! They use more perfume than women..
Well, I can't quite see why any woman would eat anything furry - you'd end up with a hairball, and that's never pleasant
Fraya: In a nutshell.
MJ a counsellor?? When did that happen?
Jayus im cracked in the head sure and admit it, i dont pretend to be normal like them freudian clowns MJ a counsellor?? When did that happen?
mjpd67: Jayus im cracked in the head sure and admit it, i dont pretend to be normal like them freudian clowns
Usually people who think they are cracked in the head are more normal than most.
Tis the rest that have lost the plot
henonpause: Well, I can't quite see why any woman would eat anything furry - you'd end up with a hairball, and that's never pleasant
A bit of a trim is ok I guess... But going metro.... To happy (plus I'd probably be afraid incase the razor slipped)..
mjpd67: Jayus im cracked in the head sure and admit it, i dont pretend to be normal like them freudian clowns
Why would you want to be normal? Sure the pressure of that would drive you cracked.
DazzleDaze: please do not disturb - am busy at present
DazzleDaze: please do not disturb - am busy at present
Reading Carl Jung again, hmmm?
He who looks outside, dreams. He who looks within, ends up on CS.
DazzleDaze: please do not disturb - am busy at present
could at least give us a strolling commentaryFraya: Why would you want to be normal? Sure the pressure of that would drive you cracked.
having weird dreams lately last one was i got lost driving outta Belfast 
woke up under my bed the other morning i have DR Phil on speed dial 
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