If Men Were Lizards..... (73)
henonpause: Had a friend once who decided he'd shave. But was scared. So he only sort of half did the job. Said it was like walking around with a pants full of straw lol.
its nice to have a little landing srtip though you know where to aim for 
mjpd67: its nice to have a little landing srtip though you know where to aim for
landing strip this dyslexia getting worse 
mjpd67: having weird dreams lately last one was i got lost driving outta Belfast woke up under my bed the other morning i have DR Phil on speed dial
You must be getting premonitions I'd say,, ,,..
peachmelba: You must be getting premonitions I'd say,, ,,..
not drinking now lately and not smoking anything illegal im worried 
mjpd67: landing strip this dyslexia getting worse
It's cute.here have a cupa.
mjpd67: its nice to have a little landing srtip though you know where to aim for
That's what the orange tan is for, silly - it glows for ya.
mjpd67: not drinking now lately and not smoking anything illegal im worried
I swear Im it gets crazier no booze no ciggies,what is a woman to do, I know ill get some tea,,
Sunday mornings no going round the corner for some little bottles wine, and some cans in off license ,, more at night,,I swear you would be flying the day dancing making dinner and cleaning,
Hiding the bottles pretending your okay,
Yes tea is cool.
henonpause: That's what the orange tan is for, silly - it glows for ya.
i think the flight recorder is orange actually or the black box mjpd67: i think the flight recorder is orange actually or the black box
Never sleep with an Indian woman - I've heard that red dot on their foreheads is the recording button. For evidence.
They never forget.
They slimy yokes,
henonpause: Lizards have the characteristic of being able to detach their tails in times of danger, leaving it wriggling about whilst they make a quick getaway. They grow another later.
Wonder would this suit some men?
Wonder would this suit some men?
wonder if this applies to some of the female species ?
The name "dragon" comes to us from the Greek word for seeing "derkein". In legends, it is known as a prophet; a riddler; and a guardian of temples, paradises, magic, and hidden treasures.
Siegfried battled a dragon for immortality and Hercules confronted one for the golden apples of great happiness. Sometimes the key to the entrance of these hidden places is the hero's own sword, dripping with the dragon's blood.
From these legends, the dragon gains a reputation for strength, vigilance, wisdom, jealousy, and miserliness.
Vikings had dragon figureheads on the believed to endow keen site and cunning
the dragon is the symbol of things, attitudes, or habits which although difficult to resist must be overthrown
or possibly...
Tiger sharks are named for the dark, vertical stripes. These predators have a duly earned . because they have a near completely undiscerning palate, they are not likely to swim away after biting 'some poor fella' as great whites frequently do.
They are consummate scavengers, with excellent senses of sight and smell and a nearly limitless menu of diet items. They have sharp, highly serrated replenishing teeth and powerful jaws to crack the bones s of hardened men
Fraya: I agree. Where in the name of jaysus were you going with this Hen?
Keep the faith Fraya. I'll get it back on track..
I
I have music channel on ,, ive been working out dancing, Yea some of us still do,
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I've ginger yea too I've spice.
henonpause: omg
Have another cuppa, hun, and put those feet up
Have another cuppa, hun, and put those feet up
I have music channel on ,, ive been working out dancing, Yea some of us still do,
.I've ginger yea too I've spice.
peachmelba: I
I have music channel on ,, ive been working out dancing, Yea some of us still do, .I've ginger yea too I've spice.
I have music channel on ,, ive been working out dancing, Yea some of us still do, .I've ginger yea too I've spice.
Gingsing and ginger tea,
Phoenix: Keep the faith Fraya. I'll get it back on track..
So you are into lizards as well? Any human skin lovers out there???
Fraya: So you are into lizards as well? Any human skin lovers out there???
I like skin contact too but the reptilian inside me comes out every now and then..
henonpause: Lizards have the characteristic of being able to detach their tails in times of danger, leaving it wriggling about whilst they make a quick getaway. They grow another later.
Wonder would this suit some men?
Wonder would this suit some men?
I'd like to be a chamelian..!
Ive spelled that wrong haven't I..?..DOH!
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Had a friend once who decided he'd shave. But was scared. So he only sort of half did the job. Said it was like walking around with a pants full of straw lol.