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May 31, 2015 11:08 AM CST Jokes!!
milan_pizza
milan_pizzamilan_pizzaHyderabad, Telangana India29 Threads 8 Polls 93 Posts
Tell me a joke please :)
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May 31, 2015 11:23 AM CST Jokes!!
galrads
galradsgalradsDublin, Ohio USA2,264 Threads 279 Polls 36,283 Posts
milan_pizza: Tell me a joke please :)


There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a
bar. Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION
ALL" and farts loudly.

The wife is extremely embarrassed, and the husband looks at
the drunk and says" Excuse me, you just farted before my
wife."

The drunks replies," I'm sorry I didn't know it was her turn."
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May 31, 2015 11:23 AM CST Jokes!!
angel How do you make Holy water ? Boil the hell out of it.
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May 31, 2015 11:28 AM CST Jokes!!
CapNemo
CapNemoCapNemoLongview, Texas USA6 Threads 599 Posts
2 cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other, " Does this taste funny to you?"
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May 31, 2015 11:31 AM CST Jokes!!
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
did you hear about the girl who backed into the fan-- disasster.
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May 31, 2015 11:43 AM CST Jokes!!
danieljosh
danieljoshdanieljoshtelford, West Midlands, England UK21 Threads 1 Polls 1,364 Posts
two cows in a field one says mooo

the other cow says

I was going to say that
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May 31, 2015 11:43 AM CST Jokes!!
transport What did the Alien say to the cat ? "Take me to your litter". cats meow
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May 31, 2015 11:56 AM CST Jokes!!
stringman
stringmanstringmanwallaceburg, Ontario Canada649 Threads 1 Polls 7,049 Posts
have you read the book, rusty bed springs by I.P. Nightly.
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May 31, 2015 12:02 PM CST Jokes!!
Obstinance_Works
Obstinance_WorksObstinance_WorksManchester, Greater Manchester, England UK3 Threads 1 Polls 3,514 Posts
Venison's dear, isn't it?
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May 31, 2015 12:10 PM CST Jokes!!
milan_pizza
milan_pizzamilan_pizzaHyderabad, Telangana India29 Threads 8 Polls 93 Posts
Does it taste funny to you..rofll hahaha
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May 31, 2015 12:15 PM CST Jokes!!
milan_pizza
milan_pizzamilan_pizzaHyderabad, Telangana India29 Threads 8 Polls 93 Posts
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A. "How do you breath through something so small?"
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May 31, 2015 12:22 PM CST Jokes!!
milan_pizza
milan_pizzamilan_pizzaHyderabad, Telangana India29 Threads 8 Polls 93 Posts
Joke: How are men like spiders?





Punch line: When they are on the web, they always get their hands sticky.
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