Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you ( Archived) (191)

Feb 14, 2016 8:59 AM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
Elegsabiff: DC, shhhhhhhhhh. I swore you to secrecy!

Anyway, I don't get anything if you marry the 95-year-old head of the whole thing. Did I mention the contract I took out on you?


What contract?!? shock shock shock

Oh that! I believe it's nullified since you took off with the 38 year-old bartender! tongue
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Feb 14, 2016 10:34 AM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: What contract?!?

Oh that! I believe it's nullified since you took off with the 38 year-old bartender!


What about that 18 year old student you eloped withgrin grin grin
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Feb 14, 2016 10:56 AM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
Liebe2
Liebe2Liebe2Salmiya, Hawalli Kuwait12 Threads 3,449 Posts
mollybaby: I braid it

Noooo! It's winter. Should keep it open to stay warm. devil
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Feb 14, 2016 11:07 AM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
tomcatwarne: What about that 18 year old student you eloped with


I'm no cradle-snatcher snooty snooty snooty


I'd choose an 81 year-old over an 18 anytime grin
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Feb 14, 2016 11:11 AM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
Dreamcatcher99: I'm no cradle-snatcher I'd choose an 81 year-old over an 18 anytime


I'll let you into a little secret (it's supposed to be an outrageous lie)rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing grin
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Feb 14, 2016 11:15 AM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
Dreamcatcher99
Dreamcatcher99Dreamcatcher99Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia5 Threads 1 Polls 1,074 Posts
tomcatwarne: I'll let you into a little secret (it's supposed to be an outrageous lie)


Ooooohhhhhhh noooooooooo!!!!!! doh doh doh


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 14, 2016 1:34 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
xxsmileyxx: allthegood
uses egg whites to polish his hair good


Shame on you young lady.scold
Actually, it was birds droppings confused rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 14, 2016 2:04 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
allthegoodnamest: Shame on you young lady.
Actually, it was birds droppings
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All is an undercover Greek Orthodox priest , performing secret wweddings on CSgrin
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Feb 14, 2016 2:13 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
Tomcatwarne...demonsrates hair shampoo on telly......grin grin
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Feb 14, 2016 2:15 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
allthegoodnamest: Shame on you young lady.
Actually, it was birds droppings
I knew that......grin wave
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Feb 14, 2016 2:15 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: Tomcatwarne...demonsrates hair shampoo on telly......


Tru is the spokesman for Depends underwear for men. grin laugh hug
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Feb 14, 2016 2:18 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
2intrigued: Tru is the spokesman for Depends underwear for men.


rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 14, 2016 2:21 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
Trigs...sends me depends...because she found out last year...she is my love child.......grin hug
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Feb 14, 2016 2:25 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
truheart1941: Trigs...sends me depends...because she found out last year...she is my love child.......


Someone's gotta take care of my papa...can't have him running around with wet trousers yanno. scold laugh hug
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Feb 14, 2016 2:29 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
2intrigued: There's a thought.

All is the spokesman for Just For Men hair colouring.


I'm working on a new product called " just for fannies". Would you care to be my Guinea pig. dunno rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 14, 2016 2:30 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
tomcatwarne
tomcatwarnetomcatwarneOcean City, Plumouth, Devon, England UK289 Threads 7 Polls 17,106 Posts
2intrigued: Someone's gotta take care of my papa...can't have him running around with wet trousers yanno.


Debs mother is called Serena from Africagrin
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Feb 14, 2016 2:31 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
tomcatwarne: All keeps trying to feel me up


What can I do, I'm a curious persondunno rolling on the floor laughing
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Feb 14, 2016 2:33 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
allthegoodnamest: I'm working on a new product called " just for fannies". Would you care to be my Guinea pig.


What does this new product do or does it "perform"? hmmm giggle
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Feb 14, 2016 2:35 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
2intrigued
2intrigued2intriguedMississauga, Ontario Canada11 Threads 18,576 Posts
tomcatwarne: Debs mother is called Serena from Africa


Impossible but a good lie nonetheless. laugh
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Feb 14, 2016 2:42 PM CST Tell an outrageous lie about the person above you
allthegoodnamest
allthegoodnamestallthegoodnamestLondon, Essex, England UK40 Threads 4,697 Posts
2intrigued: What does this new product do or does it "perform"?


Its a dye & massage product , double action if you will, but it's still at the early stage of development .. So far we only have the ginger available.doh rolling on the floor laughing
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