Singles are all so honest that it must hurt at times. Here's your chance. Tell an absolute whopper about the person above you. If there's an element of truth about it, keep it fun, not snarky?
Johnny5IA: You steal your dead neighbours milk so everyone thinks they´re still alive. You stael their newspaper too
He sneaks out in the middle of the night to strip the neighbours trees of olives. Dressed as his other neighbour, in clothes he stole off her line, in case he's spotted
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