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Lilith10: Must of gone to buy more clothes..cant wait to see his stage get up......and go
Damndest thing.....he was drunk and in the outhouse wondering around the other night.
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Lilith10: Last time I seen a male bartender...I went all weak in the knees..
Hiya Chat!
Good tunes and good company here..
Hiya Chat!
Good tunes and good company here..
Chat is the man!
Every once in a while he'll jump on the swings and give us a show. ------ This thread is Archived ------
Shinegirl: Hey Chat! Got some people coming in and bunches of bands visiting with us. Look who I just found....
Yes, notice the difference between musicians........and.....Kiss.
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Shinegirl: Damndest thing.....he was drunk and in the outhouse wondering around the other night.
And I missed it again!Did he lose keys to his house or something?
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OH! Look who just showed up!
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Lilith10: And I missed it again!
Did he lose keys to his house or something?
Did he lose keys to his house or something?
I don't know...Chat was here! Chat said he got some phone calls about someone out in our outhouse hollering....I wasn't here, but there was the biggest mess out there.
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A guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who sits down and begins to play.
"Where'd ya get that?" the bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," the customer replies.
The customer agrees to let the bartender try it, and so he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket.
Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.
"I didn't wish for a million 'ducks!'," cries the bartender.
"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?!?" responds the customer.
"Where'd ya get that?" the bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," the customer replies.
The customer agrees to let the bartender try it, and so he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket.
Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.
"I didn't wish for a million 'ducks!'," cries the bartender.
"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?!?" responds the customer.
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Just keeps getting better!
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YouMeUs: A guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who sits down and begins to play.
"Where'd ya get that?" the bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," the customer replies.
The customer agrees to let the bartender try it, and so he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket.
Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.
"I didn't wish for a million 'ducks!'," cries the bartender.
"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?!?" responds the customer.
"Where'd ya get that?" the bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," the customer replies.
The customer agrees to let the bartender try it, and so he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket.
Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.
"I didn't wish for a million 'ducks!'," cries the bartender.
"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?!?" responds the customer.
Almost sounds like Pandora's box.------ This thread is Archived ------
YouMeUs: A guy walks into a bar and pulls a tiny grand piano out of his pocket. Then he pulls out a little guy who sits down and begins to play.
"Where'd ya get that?" the bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," the customer replies.
The customer agrees to let the bartender try it, and so he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket.
Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.
"I didn't wish for a million 'ducks!'," cries the bartender.
"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?!?" responds the customer.
"Where'd ya get that?" the bartender asks.
"I have a magic bottle; you rub it and get a wish," the customer replies.
The customer agrees to let the bartender try it, and so he pulls a grungy old whiskey bottle from his pocket.
Bartender rubs it, and the room fills up with ducks, flying everywhere.
"I didn't wish for a million 'ducks!'," cries the bartender.
"So, did you think I wished for a ten-inch pianist?!?" responds the customer.
I luv bar jokes!
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Shinegirl: Almost sounds like Pandora's box.
Could imagine him wishing he had wished for a ten-inch pianist instead.
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Shinegirl: Chat is the man! Every once in a while he'll jump on the swings and give us a show.
The place is rocking
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Shinegirl: I don't know where our other funny guys are tonight....think they're eating candy bars.
thats no fun!!
I will have another one please...
Great music here...
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Music is the best thing.
Last time I seen a male bartender...I went all weak in the knees..
Good tunes and good company here..