Hug a tree. ( Archived) (60)

Dec 15, 2016 3:44 PM CST Hug a tree.
Hug a pecan tree, and get a nut.
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Dec 15, 2016 7:19 PM CST Hug a tree.
RLMFAO!!!!!
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Dec 15, 2016 7:22 PM CST Hug a tree.
Not if they check for bees...
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Jan 1, 2017 10:19 PM CST Hug a tree.
I hear that from my mom, to hug a tree is give you possitive feel, peace and energy. True is nature is give you health.
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Jan 2, 2017 9:58 AM CST Hug a tree.
I think it'll work.

My girlfriend had a foursome with me and two zucchinis.

I left her years ago; but I'm pretty sure she's still dating zuchinis.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:01 AM CST Hug a tree.
She was a bit of a runaround.
She's probably got a few cucumbers on the side.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:06 AM CST Hug a tree.
Remember the words to this song?

"All the woman she want, is da big bamboo."
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Jan 2, 2017 10:22 AM CST Hug a tree.
Trees never lift the toilet seat.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:22 AM CST Hug a tree.
Trees never lift the toilet seat.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:32 AM CST Hug a tree.
If your tree's unfaithful, you can chop off the offending branch while it's asleep... and they can't tell anybody.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:41 AM CST Hug a tree.
Trees can't come first.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:48 AM CST Hug a tree.
If you have a treesome with a couple big black ebonys... Your secret couldn't be more safe in Las Vegas.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:48 AM CST Hug a tree.
A tree will always love yew.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:52 AM CST Hug a tree.
Trees'll never ask you to eat their nuts; and their nuts are never sweaty.
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Jan 2, 2017 10:56 AM CST Hug a tree.
I pine for yew.
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Jan 2, 2017 11:01 AM CST Hug a tree.
A tree can stay hard, for over 400 years.
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Jan 2, 2017 11:11 AM CST Hug a tree.
The wind rustles the red and gold autumn leaves, and sends them floating through the sky like colorful stars flying across the sun's path; but trees never break wind.
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Jan 2, 2017 11:12 AM CST Hug a tree.
how about.......hug a branch.......??????
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Jan 2, 2017 11:21 AM CST Hug a tree.
If a tree tells you it's alright if you see other trees; and it'll be waiting for you at home... It really means it!
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Jan 2, 2017 11:24 AM CST Hug a tree.
mykingdomforanam: If a tree tells you it's alright if you see other trees; and it'll be waiting for you at home... It really means it!
is that a fact....????emmmm..carry on drinking that jungle juice.....conversing rolling on the floor laughing comfort comfort rolling on the floor laughing
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