Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself? (6)
MeteorShower_: Dumbest rumor you've heard about yourself?.
That I won miss universe
or that
I won a Nobel Prize
(I would much rather prefer the second
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A few years back, when I answered the phone a lady's voice said "What are you doing answering the phone!?" I told her I almost always answer the phone when it rings. She said "I was calling to give my condolences to your wife."postman" read your obituary in the paper yesterday".
It seems that this particular bar has had persistent rumors of my death.
Everyone in a while I would run into people who said, I thought you had passed away. Now that I haven't been to that town in 10 years, I am sure they would be shocked if I showed up again....LOL
It seems that this particular bar has had persistent rumors of my death.
Everyone in a while I would run into people who said, I thought you had passed away. Now that I haven't been to that town in 10 years, I am sure they would be shocked if I showed up again....LOL
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When I was in my early twenties a rumor was spread around the small town that I lived in that I had taken off with a trucker.
I just happened to be in the same exact diner that the trucker had been in and we had approached the cashier at the very same time and had walked out the door around the same time.
Later on when I had heard about the rumor I began laughing.
Obviously that is what can happen in small towns.
I just happened to be in the same exact diner that the trucker had been in and we had approached the cashier at the very same time and had walked out the door around the same time.
Later on when I had heard about the rumor I began laughing.
Obviously that is what can happen in small towns.
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Ccincy: When I was in my early twenties a rumor was spread around the small town that I lived in that I had taken off with a trucker.
I just happened to be in the same exact diner that the trucker had been in and we had approached the cashier at the very same time and had walked out the door around the same time.
Later on when I had heard about the rumor I began laughing.
Obviously that is what can happen in small towns.
I just happened to be in the same exact diner that the trucker had been in and we had approached the cashier at the very same time and had walked out the door around the same time.
Later on when I had heard about the rumor I began laughing.
Obviously that is what can happen in small towns.
I am from a small town so I know exactly what you mean
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sergio09: A few years back, when I answered the phone a lady's voice said "What are you doing answering the phone!?" I told her I almost always answer the phone when it rings. She said "I was calling to give my condolences to your wife."postman" read your obituary in the paper yesterday".
It seems that this particular bar has had persistent rumors of my death.
Everyone in a while I would run into people who said, I thought you had passed away. Now that I haven't been to that town in 10 years, I am sure they would be shocked if I showed up again....LOL
It seems that this particular bar has had persistent rumors of my death.
Everyone in a while I would run into people who said, I thought you had passed away. Now that I haven't been to that town in 10 years, I am sure they would be shocked if I showed up again....LOL
There much exaggerated rumour of my own death which apparently everyone in the pub had heard and there was a lotta beer sprayed around when I walked in there !
Seems there was a guy with same name in next village ... just glad I got that one scotched before anyone went round and told the missus (ex)
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