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Apr 10, 2018 11:02 AM CST From the Book of Useless Information
Jeb80
Jeb80Jeb80Chicago, Illinois USA70 Threads 160 Posts
In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands would be cut off.
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Apr 10, 2018 11:11 AM CST From the Book of Useless Information
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
Jeb80: In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands would be cut off.



They would have to be idiots to become surgeons in the first place if they had them laws professor
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Miwagi
MiwagiMiwagiFlyover, Kentucky USA47 Threads 2 Polls 1,753 Posts
Jeb80: In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands would be cut off.

Must of not of had malpractice lawyers in those days.
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Apr 10, 2018 11:12 AM CST From the Book of Useless Information
Jeb80: In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands would be cut off.
...man goes into hospital to have his right leg cut off.....when he woke up. the doctor said to him.....i have some bad news...................................and some good news.....the bad news is..we cut the wrong leg off......BUT......the goods news is.........the right leg is getting betta........grin rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 10, 2018 11:19 AM CST From the Book of Useless Information
Lookin4missright
Lookin4missrightLookin4missrightmelbourne, Victoria Australia400 Threads 24,032 Posts
truheart1941: ...man goes into hospital to have his right leg cut off.....when he woke up. the doctor said to him.....i have some bad news...................................and some good news.....the bad news is..we cut the wrong leg off......BUT......the goods news is.........the right leg is getting betta........



laugh
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Apr 10, 2018 11:34 AM CST From the Book of Useless Information
..............@ lookin...if i was a surgeon in Egypt......i would have...cut your middle leg off....and gave it to Moses....as his staff.......professor rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Apr 10, 2018 2:11 PM CST From the Book of Useless Information
truheart1941: ..............@ lookin...if i was a surgeon in Egypt......i would have...cut your middle leg off....and gave it to Moses....as his staff.......
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