Jeb80: In ancient Egypt, if a surgeon lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands would be cut off.
...man goes into hospital to have his right leg cut off.....when he woke up. the doctor said to him.....i have some bad news...................................and some good news.....the bad news is..we cut the wrong leg off......BUT......the goods news is.........the right leg is getting betta........
truheart1941: ...man goes into hospital to have his right leg cut off.....when he woke up. the doctor said to him.....i have some bad news...................................and some good news.....the bad news is..we cut the wrong leg off......BUT......the goods news is.........the right leg is getting betta........
truheart1941: ..............@ lookin...if i was a surgeon in Egypt......i would have...cut your middle leg off....and gave it to Moses....as his staff.......
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