I could have been a millionaire, if only .... ( Archived) (9)

Oct 9, 2019 8:10 AM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
myssmyss
myssmyssmyssmyssMalmö, Skane Sweden12 Threads 94 Posts
I had waited a few more days. LOL.

This weekend I was contacted by a scammer on a swedish dating site. He was 3' 5" or has he had written in his profile 6' 2". He was south european, or as he wrote: he was a german, widower, in the US Military in Afghanistan, had 40 days left before his pension, and "was looking for a beautiful swedish woman like me, to spend the rest of his life with."

I have started to enjoy writing to scammers, so I wrote back that I was unemployed, my bank account was overdrawn, I have no food to eat, my car had been reposessed by the dealership, and I was about to be thrown out of my apartment, because I hadn't paid my rent for the past 3 months.

He replied that I should send him the usual…. name, DOB, adress, e-mail, copy of pass, bank account number etc., and he would send $35m to my account, which he would share with me, as he couldn't take the money out of Afghanistan himself, and needed someone to do it for him. That was all I needed to know, so I reported him. I got a mail from the site saying that his account has been deleted.

Why am I always so impulsive? I coud have sent the information, become a millionaire, then had him deleted. Or I could have done all that, and had my bank account cleaned out. I just love scammers rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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Oct 9, 2019 12:32 PM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
daniela777
daniela777daniela777Mi Paraiso, Murcia Spain44 Threads 2,714 Posts
myssmyss: I had waited a few more days. LOL.

This weekend I was contacted by a scammer on a swedish dating site. He was 3' 5" or has he had written in his profile 6' 2". He was south european, or as he wrote: he was a german, widower, in the US Military in Afghanistan, had 40 days left before his pension, and "was looking for a beautiful swedish woman like me, to spend the rest of his life with."

I have started to enjoy writing to scammers, so I wrote back that I was unemployed, my bank account was overdrawn, I have no food to eat, my car had been reposessed by the dealership, and I was about to be thrown out of my apartment, because I hadn't paid my rent for the past 3 months.

He replied that I should send him the usual…. name, DOB, adress, e-mail, copy of pass, bank account number etc., and he would send $35m to my account, which he would share with me, as he couldn't take the money out of Afghanistan himself, and needed someone to do it for him. That was all I needed to know, so I reported him. I got a mail from the site saying that his account has been deleted.

Why am I always so impulsive? I coud have sent the information, become a millionaire, then had him deleted. Or I could have done all that, and had my bank account cleaned out. I just love scammers
I love them too Myss laugh

My last one was going to pay 10 million dollars in my account but I didn't get as far as giving him my bank details. I just confronted him with it.
Then he deleted his profile! laugh
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Oct 9, 2019 4:59 PM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
M4_Mischief
M4_MischiefM4_MischiefBelleville, Ontario Canada6,250 Posts
somewhere in Nigeria there is a prince totally dumfounded that he cant even give his millions away......confused
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Oct 15, 2019 7:35 AM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
I hadn't spent sooo much money on all those damn cars !!! frustrated
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Oct 15, 2019 8:33 AM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
myssmyss
myssmyssmyssmyssMalmö, Skane Sweden12 Threads 94 Posts
rent2own: I hadn't spent sooo much money on all those damn cars !!!
If I hadn't wasted it all on "false" friends when I was younger.
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Oct 15, 2019 10:34 AM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland22 Threads 6,274 Posts
myssmyss: If I hadn't wasted it all on "false" friends when I was younger.
You should realy be paying your rent thoughrolling on the floor laughing drinking
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Oct 15, 2019 12:10 PM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
myssmyss
myssmyssmyssmyssMalmö, Skane Sweden12 Threads 94 Posts
irish78eyes: You should realy be paying your rent though
LOL, That's already been paid, rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
I only wrote all that stuff just to see how the "scammer" would reply. peace
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Oct 15, 2019 1:40 PM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
irish78eyes
irish78eyesirish78eyesMeath/Louth, Louth Ireland22 Threads 6,274 Posts
myssmyss: LOL, That's already been paid,
I only wrote all that stuff just to see how the "scammer" would reply.
I know that, I was trying to be funny laugh mumbling
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Oct 16, 2019 8:49 AM CST I could have been a millionaire, if only ....
myssmyss
myssmyssmyssmyssMalmö, Skane Sweden12 Threads 94 Posts
irish78eyes: I know that, I was trying to be funny
I know, but someone actually thought it was true rolling on the floor laughing rolling on the floor laughing
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