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Aug 12, 2020 6:48 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
Hope you are doing well today , may your day / night be blessed wine
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Aug 12, 2020 8:32 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
Good evening, ali wave After 10:30 PM here ...
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Aug 12, 2020 8:35 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: Good evening, ali After 10:30 PM here ...
Hi RHT , 7:26 of the morning here wave
I wish I was there laugh
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Aug 12, 2020 8:47 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
ali110: Hi RHT , 7:26 of the morning here
I wish I was there
Why ... Because you want it to be evening? Or you're still looking for an older wife from a different country?


laugh
tongue
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Aug 12, 2020 8:48 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: Good evening, ali After 10:30 PM here ...
1952o here. (That’s military/hospital time..)
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Aug 12, 2020 8:49 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: Why ... Because you want it to be evening? Or you're still looking for an older wife from a different country?
hedoesn’t know...laugh
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Aug 12, 2020 8:50 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rohaan: hedoesn’t know...
giggle




teddybear
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Aug 12, 2020 9:09 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rohaan: I want to add that there’s NOTHING wrong with being a dishwasher or busboy. It was actually my first real job, and I had to fall back on it a time or two...just sayin
Of course ... I know you weren't dissing the dishwasher. wink
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Aug 12, 2020 9:11 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: Haha ... some people

Seeing surgeons? I hope you're okay, ro ro.

Love Judge Judy. I "tape" her show, no doubt, and watch it at my leisure.

I'm good, thanks. Long day and almost my bedtime too.

Just talked to my sister today ... she had surgery a couple days ago for Chiari 1 Malformation. She's doing alright and may be released from the hospital tomorrow.
I’m so tired of being SO politically correct. Hey, wanna share a joke or two?( I promise it won’t get too awful bad. And, youse other peeps...lighten up and don’t get all huffy...ok r h t, I’ll start:


Q. Why do women seldom fart?











A. Because they don’t stop talking long enough to build up the pressure..
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Aug 12, 2020 9:14 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rohaan: I’m so tired of being SO politically correct. Hey, wanna share a joke or two?( I promise it won’t get too awful bad. And, youse other peeps...lighten up and don’t get all huffy...ok r h t, I’ll start:


Q. Why do women seldom fart?











A. Because they don’t stop talking long enough to build up the pressure..
laugh


A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a jug of wine and a bouquet of roses. But before paying, he set the two items aside and said, “I’ll be right back.” He ran off, only to ­return a minute later with a second jug of wine and another bouquet of roses. “Two girlfriends?” I asked. “No,” he said. “Just one really angry one.”
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Aug 12, 2020 9:18 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: Haha ... some people

Seeing surgeons? I hope you're okay, ro ro.

Love Judge Judy. I "tape" her show, no doubt, and watch it at my leisure.

I'm good, thanks. Long day and almost my bedtime too.

Just talked to my sister today ... she had surgery a couple days ago for Chiari 1 Malformation. She's doing alright and may be released from the hospital tomorrow.
sorry. I should be more serious as a nurse..are they doing a spinal canal tap? Or, an enlargement of the cb/shunt? hug
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Aug 12, 2020 9:18 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: A man came through my lane at the grocery store with a jug of wine and a bouquet of roses. But before paying, he set the two items aside and said, “I’ll be right back.” He ran off, only to ­return a minute later with a second jug of wine and another bouquet of roses. “Two girlfriends?” I asked. “No,” he said. “Just one really angry one.”
rolling on the floor laughing
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Aug 12, 2020 9:21 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: Okay ... as long as you're all good
Q. What’s the difference between a gay cowboy and a straight cowboy?













A. Oh....about a six-pack
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Aug 12, 2020 9:21 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rohaan: sorry. I should be more serious as a nurse..are they doing a spinal canal tap? Or, an enlargement of the cb/shunt?
No worries hug

My sister is actually a nurse, as well. They did a posterior fossa decompression. I'm told she had a TON of fluid built-up, which was the cause for many of her symptoms.

She's already feeling better, symptom-wise so I am happy.
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Aug 12, 2020 9:23 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
My husband and I were daydreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery. I started: “I’d hire a cook so that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” My husband shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.”

grin
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Aug 12, 2020 9:26 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: No worries

My sister is actually a nurse, as well. They did a posterior fossa decompression. I'm told she had a TON of fluid built-up, which was the cause for many of her symptoms.

She's already feeling better, symptom-wise so I am happy.
oh halleluia! Tell her an old retired practical nurse is rooting for her...elephant choir choir dancing dog shimmy sheep dancing
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Aug 12, 2020 9:28 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rohaan: oh halleluia! Tell her an old retired practical nurse is rooting for her...
Will do ... thank you, sweetnessheart wings
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Aug 12, 2020 9:29 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus: My husband and I were daydreaming about what we would do if we won the lottery. I started: “I’d hire a cook so that I could just say, ‘Hey, make me a sandwich!’” My husband shook his head. “Not me. I already have one of those.”
Oh, but YOU have ammo for that....save it up and use it as buckshot..laugh laugh
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Aug 12, 2020 9:31 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
rohaan: Oh, but YOU have ammo for that....save it up and use it as buckshot..
laugh Indeed ... devil




Ad spotted in my weekly bargain bulletin: “FOR SALE: Crestview cemetery plot, $200, so I don’t have to spend all eternity beside my ex!”
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Aug 12, 2020 9:36 PM CST Good Morning Everybody
RedHeadedTaurus
RedHeadedTaurusRedHeadedTaurusHere, Michigan USA17 Threads 1 Polls 8,455 Posts
Q: Daddy, why are all those cars beeping their horns? A: Because there's a wedding happening. Q: But, isn't the horn a warning signal, Daddy? A: Exactly, son.
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